Roy Blakely

thanks you 😭

thanks man!

I like to remain in demand, and if I become a mainstay, people will get bored fast lol

i recently re-did the placeholders for the crafting devices, which were one of the first things I ever drew. The progress is extremely tangible

a Death Stranding 2 moment I meant to talk about on the podcast was when I briefly stepped off my motorcycle to wrestle an albino kangaroo into a box. All the while a hologram of a Vtuber cheered me on, as a Gen Hoshino song played from a nearby birdge #gamingmoments

takopi

it begins

[bleedeedeep] Sam, this is Clog Toiletman. I'm sorry, but I've done it again.

Haha I actually tried to get my weekend gaming group to try this but they weren’t interested. But I agree—it has all the juice I usually look for. Thanks for thinking of me and the heads up!

…he just looks so happy and I don’t want to ruin the moment

no one tell him this is kind of a self own

voice actors love it when another person they don’t know cosplays as the character that they play. I believe this is because many actors are cult-leader coded, and this is the closest they can safely come to achieving this high. Thanks for attending my Ted talk

I hadn’t even considered storage boy this is getting complicated

you wanna think that there is value in quality. but like…cities used to be made by artisans and now they just crumble. and THAT my friend is where you find the rat corpses. please join our rat corpse forum and report good rat hole s

you gotta share notes on the best places to score rat corpses once ai takes all our jobs, but our healthy lifestyles have cursed us with long lives

getting harder to have cans outside of a konbini with the boys and not talk about the impending end of civilization

ah I’m just givin y’all a hard time you kids have fun being mario in a little car

our complex nervous systems glow and hum at the [acquisition of the new contraption]

My feed is full of people who have [acquired the new contraption]. Nothing hits quite like [acquiring the new contraption].

Samsung, the plumber, has brought you a new generation of video games

3 Screenshots from the movie "Alien" (1979): First, a dark computer screen displays green text and numerical data related to galactic positioning and velocity, suggesting navigational monitoring aboard a spacecraft. Second, a man sits alone in a futuristic room lined with glowing orange lights and embedded monitors, resembling a control center. Third, three crew members huddle tensely in a sterile, high-tech room as one says, “It seems she has intercepted a transmission of unknown origin.”

Jun 3rd 2122 - The Nostromo revives it's crew from hypersleep early, to answer a distress call coming from LV-426.

📽️📅 Alien (1979)

Japanese game design challenge: make companion NPCs who do not comment on everything that happens all the time, constantly

Difficulty: impossible EX

sneaking past corn and also carrots on an open world video game map

A carrot man sleeping on his back, mouth agape

A corn man sleeping on his back, mouth agape

Fantasy Life i protip: explore the open world at night to sneak past all the corn and carrots

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

is this cannon, Mr. Kojima?

I think I successfully convinced everyone to play Fantasy Life i 😏

the other secret is to only watch sports when the outcome of a game means absolutely nothing to you

I’ve never tried to get a new video game console day-one and I think it might be one of my secrets to leading a happy healthy life

First bit of timefall? Dissolved like cotton candy. Walking through primordial tar? Gone like the dinosaurs. Roll your ankle on an igneous rock formation? You’re out. You were always out. You’ve been out since the day you caused the Death Stranding