goose is sleepier than a house cat

What if I...... Celsius

It's back up right now for a bit!!! download stuff fast!!!

Someone told tech companies the phrase “mass surveillance” is radioactive, so now they spend a bunch of time trying to pretend they are actually doing something different.

Big watching.
Large looking.
Titanic tracking.

you have nothing downloaded??? do you need me to send you something???

absolutely no way i wasn’t going to import this from reels

What kind of days do you see yourself having in five years?

Describe a time you used your skills to improve the day you were having.

WOW YES

META!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi. I'm the only child. I have to take care of myself, because no one else will.

Tell me your birth order and one thing that you *know as an adult to be false* but believe deep in your bones anyway because of birth order.

I am only child. If anything goes wrong, it’s my job to fix it, by myself. Any and all things. Alone.

Only. I can tell you I am NOT the most interesting person in any room, but I CAN code switch like nobody's business.

oh hi, i'm an only, and everyone else in any given room is an adult who knows what they're doing and i am just a kid who feels pressure to live up to expectations i don't really understand!

Hi, I’m an only child.
No point in asking for help or shifting blame because I’m the only one who can fix anything but also the reason it’s broken.

Tomorrow I am going to wake up and NOT deny myself a Celsius

I need to get emergency cleaning services for my parents and it is kind of incredible to imagine showing up and being like. Hello. This is how it is. I am in no way responsible for the mess you are about to see, I am Normal and Regular.

DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES ON DS9 [two philosophers talking] DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES ON VOYAGER [a woman talking to a toddler]

I just saw this one, it was like if inception was bad with a bad soundtrack

TOAD WILL NOW PLAY THE PIANO VERY WELL.

I have already been paid for the last chunk of work and I can simply shred my Gantt chart now

Also I'll kill you

We're now stuck at just over $13,000 — which feels very unlucky!

Please get us past $14K soon so we can all bask in good fortune <3

Naw dude I'm skint I'm dashed

One of the companies from one of my six freelancing gigs is collapsing and they were like will u work for free

these puzzles fund abortion 6 logo with a purple crossword background

We are happy to announce that our fundraising page is live!

When you make a donation during our presale period, you will be among the first to receive TPFA6 when it is released on March 15th.

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Our current building codes aren't working well. Single stair reform would allow safe, more affordable, better ventilated small and mid-rise buildings in the places where they fit.

www.pew.org/en/research-...

I'm in the third act breakup part of FUNNY STORY

Why is my Sunday morning commute always the height of stupidity

Barista: but you always get the mixed berry scone!!!
Me: the mortifying ordeal of being known at the songbird cafe????

GEESE ON THE POND