goose is sleepier than a house cat

My heart boils with rage for my elected officials

I appreciate knives so much bc I, too, will be in the middle of a catastrophic nuclear crash-out like "I'm so normal right now"

This is so right actually. Mr. Argent looks like Dr. House

elissa slotkin loves to be like “someone has to do something about this!” GIRL. you are the problem and the solution

I won't apologize

Why do I keep getting scheduled to work six days a week. LMAO (leave me alone offline)

sorry i did not realize that people can see my skeets to Ms. Slotkin my worst and most hated enemy because on Twitter the @'s to someone are filtered as replies

@slotkin.senate.gov You do not have to finish the work BUT NEITHER ARE YOU AT LIBERTY TO IGNORE IT

@slotkin.senate.gov GENUINELY the great state of Michigan deserves better than you. You have done nothing besides like..... refuse to put pride flags in military establishments. You should be egging Trump's house, not giving him more money. How does that help Michigan

this is a screenshot from AI output.... what's the source?

I call a lot and when I call I'm like HERE'S MY FULL STREET ADDRESS SO YOU KNOW I'M A CONSTITUENT and then I get a letter in the mail with my name spelled wrong and it says "We have done nothing about the thing you called about. Perish"

@slotkin.senate.gov hi I'd really like to know why you've let down the people of Michigan once again by being a useless warmonger. I think I already know the answer and yet my only recourse is to annoy you by phone and email begging you to stop

The progressive slots jackpot

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my body is having a terrible time and i have to be professional at a job

What if I...... Celsius

It's back up right now for a bit!!! download stuff fast!!!

Someone told tech companies the phrase “mass surveillance” is radioactive, so now they spend a bunch of time trying to pretend they are actually doing something different.

Big watching.
Large looking.
Titanic tracking.

you have nothing downloaded??? do you need me to send you something???

absolutely no way i wasn’t going to import this from reels

What kind of days do you see yourself having in five years?

Describe a time you used your skills to improve the day you were having.

WOW YES

META!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi. I'm the only child. I have to take care of myself, because no one else will.

Tell me your birth order and one thing that you *know as an adult to be false* but believe deep in your bones anyway because of birth order.

I am only child. If anything goes wrong, it’s my job to fix it, by myself. Any and all things. Alone.

Only. I can tell you I am NOT the most interesting person in any room, but I CAN code switch like nobody's business.

oh hi, i'm an only, and everyone else in any given room is an adult who knows what they're doing and i am just a kid who feels pressure to live up to expectations i don't really understand!

Hi, I’m an only child.
No point in asking for help or shifting blame because I’m the only one who can fix anything but also the reason it’s broken.

Tomorrow I am going to wake up and NOT deny myself a Celsius

I need to get emergency cleaning services for my parents and it is kind of incredible to imagine showing up and being like. Hello. This is how it is. I am in no way responsible for the mess you are about to see, I am Normal and Regular.