Broadcaster. Slow eater, fast reader.

Writer, podcaster, musician, priest.

"Comedian". 2025 TOUR "ANGST" - ON SALE NOW - MORE DATES via angelabarnescomedy.co.uk. Cold War and Mid Century Modernist nerd. Prone to inexpert F1 ramblings. Swims. Naps. Bunkers.

#1 New York Times Audio Bestseller. Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Superman, Batman (BBC Radio); Alien, The Sandman (Audible) and many other audio productions. Writes. Directs. Plays Drums. No AI needed. 50% 🇳🇱 50% 🇬🇧 + a smidge of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 = 100 % 🇪🇺

In the culture wars, I want to be the bit on Christmas Day where they all knocked it on the head for a bit and played football.

I write poems.

Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet.

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Serious Actor.

Whose Line, Whose Live, Smartest Man in the World, Greg Proops Film Club, Nightmare Before Christmas New Album Purple Shasta Racoon https://lnk.to/shasta

Dogs, Broadcasting, Writing, Mountains.

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