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Mike Perry

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Sometimes I speak into a microphone. Sometimes I shuffle on a stage. Oftentimes I capture beauty with a camera. Mostly though I choke on a cigar while driving an 18 wheeler cross country since that's what pays the bills ๐Ÿซ 

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Come on now kids. If you can succeed in the Stardew Valley fishing mini game, lock picking in Oblivion remastered should be a cake walk.

26.04.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.04.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Down 7lbs in the first week on the road since getting my Dometic freezer/reefer and ninja pressure cooker/air fryer in the truck, allowing me to cook real food on the road instead of the crap you find in truck stops.

29.03.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But like... Here's the thing...
Is it itself purple?
Or is it own color undefined and it subsists solely on people who are themselves of a purple tint?

More importantly...

Which one of these is the most frightening?

19.03.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if birds aren't singing...
They're just screaming because they're afraid of heights.

11.03.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eagle dynamics did not disappoint with the eastern Afghanistan map. Flying in and out of Bagram is everything I could have ever wanted from the map. Well done Wags and everyone on the ED team.

02.03.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing an f16 at dusk shortly after taking off from Luke AFB, afterburner still glowing, while I'm in a dock door getting loaded might be the highlight of the year so far. Easily my favorite jet. Didn't even realize I was under the departure path, let alone so close.

25.02.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*in his best dean martin voice*
"When an ash, hits your eye, melts your contact, I decry, that's cigar life"

23.02.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vampire the masquerade bloodlines is a 21 year old video game and man does it still hold up. Getting an itch to grab the ttrpg source books and trying to run a game some day.

21.02.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh yes, Fuddruckers. Home of the 24 dollar mediocre burger.

17.02.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool my deer (get it). It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control.

16.02.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buuuut "Romans go home" is an order so you must use theee...?

14.02.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"we can rewrite our fantasy to reflect our current values" Ginni Di
This.
All of this.

10.02.2025 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oops....

08.02.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellow critters, kindly have a hint of empathy and consideration for those of us who can only enjoy #criticalrole via the podcast and remember that not only are our episodes a week behind yours, but our finale of c3 is split in 2 episodes. Please embargo your spoilers for two more weeks.

06.02.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A wizard is never late. Nor are they early. They always arrive precisely when they intend to.

But I am no wizard.

And I meant to do this MONTHS ago.

06.02.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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