Norm Macdonald

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in more recent news, slenderman has released a series of documents on survival. the only problem with that is he hid them in the forest where he kills people.

not only was it in line with it but it was in it’s trajectory

i just kissed George Bush on his sweet supple lips. He said it wasn’t in line with his policy and spanked me 🙁

do i know you

I am so amped up on Every Drug right now.

now you be mindful young kramer. that was a tragedy

hold it there kramer. 9/11 isn’t something to joke about now is it. i walked through blood and bones… in the streets of manhattan.. trying to.. find my brother. he was in northern canada