Joe Gardner joeg49620 - Bluesky Statics

Matt how dare you

08.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whose job is it?

07.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who gives a fuck

07.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And never submit to field sobriety tests.

07.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t like this cop

07.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is holding a woman 's leg in a crowd . Alt: Jack Black being held back by security saying “I want to party with you!”

Me to the cat:

07.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come on let’s give ‘em the old razzle dazzle!!!

04.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can do both

04.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It says who he was arrested by right there….

04.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it, though

02.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This woman is a moron.

01.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that all they’re destroying??

28.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The song is literally about a baby!

26.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well your opinion sucks

25.02.2026 06:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Try again

25.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If it was my job, I’d quit.

25.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok but why???

21.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Did you just argue with a joke?

21.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Isn’t that what being a lawyer basically is?

20.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Counterpoint: yes it will and no it isn’t.

20.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is 75+26?

18.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

I bought some Birkenstock sandals. I can’t wait for it to be warm enough to wear them. This is what gets me through.

18.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I’m sure you really wanted to

17.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like you need to find a better hobby

15.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sums it up pretty well

15.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Am I supposed to know who that is and why you’re posting it at me?

15.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Im so glad i don’t know what any of this means.

14.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 52 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Didn’t they throw a shit fit when Michelle Obama said the exact same thing???

12.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no not the Insurrection Act 😱

12.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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