Evelvenin

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Panting and snorting like a mad battle steed that has lost its rider, the masterless ocean overruns the globe.

Blue cover with giant yellow sun with wavy rays and birds in flight in black across the rays.

Book Cover of the Day:

a sketchy drawing of witch holding a a staff with a skull and mushrooms on it, she’s wrapped in shawls. a cabin on bird legs is in the top right corner. swirls of orange and green make up the background

don’t be scared the forest won’t bite

White tee shirt printed with "List of popes who died violently" article

a friend pointed me to Wikishirt, which is just a print-on-demand frontend that lets you get any wikipedia page on a shirt. (it works for redlinks, userpages, and anything else it can screenshot the page of lol)

french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article

A black and white illustration of a skeleton sitting upright in its grave, its jaw open, as a trumpet blares.

#TuesdayFeels: A skeleton, seated on his grave, awakes to the last trump on judgement day.

Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.

'Skagen.' (1889) Eilif Petersen first visited Skagen in Denmark in 1884 and visited Paris the following year where he saw work by Monet and Alfred Sisley, both of whom had a profound influence in the way he depicted light on sand and moving water.

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

We all have that one friend who runs naked through Red Lobster swinging nunchucks

Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man

The painting depicts a swirling mass of nude figures, with the figure of Pan at the top center

"The Adoration of Pan"
Johfra Bosschart, 1979

Reminds me of this speculum from Pompeii (which famously was destroyed in 72AD) that I saw in the archeological museum in Napoli. 🤦‍♀️

sorry about that, this is my first time being alive

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species

Add kissing to the list of things Homo sapiens and Neanderthals did together 🥹 🏺 www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

going to the hospital after my eyes bulged from their sockets like a cartoon wolf, no I don't know I thought why hitting myself over the head with a mallet would help

i hate going to sleep because night time is da best babey!!!! day is boring BOOOO and too hot BOOOOOOOOOOOO we hate the day time we’re raccoons ok we’re owls and we’re crawling / flying around and doing NIGHT TIME SHIT like READING WIKIPEDIA

I don't want to do my job, I want to explore the rich filmography of Kiyoshi Kurosawa.

This idea that #metoo was a temporary piece of insanity that happened because America was too woke...

Fuck you. It was a temporary moment in time when people decided, for the first time, that 20 women were finally equal to one man.

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

Title page of the first edition of "Ducks: and, How To Make Them Pay." By William Cook.

Actual lol, thank you.

KEEP HONKING
I'M LISTENING TO
THE HONEYED LIES
OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

r/boston u/migrational_coconut • 1d Spotted a baby alligator in the Charles Salamanders Yesterday on my run, I was flabbergasted to spot this tiny alligator hanging out in Turtle Pond (on the Charles River bike path. My assumption is that he is someone's pet who was either lost or dumped (but he still gave me QUITE a jump scare at 7AM). I called Animal Control and was sent to voicemail - hopefully someone can grab him before it gets too cold. From instagram, it looks like some other folks have spotted him along the river too.

Joe's Crazzy Critters • Follow 1d • Q ... Tonight NBC10 Boston contacted me for an interview regarding the small American alligator that was spotted in the Charles River near Back Bay. After the interview, more information was shared about the location the alligator was last seen. So, I grabbed a head lamp and flashlight and took a ride into Boston. With the cold temps, the alligator had very low chances of surviving. With some luck and a couple of bright flashlights after 15 minutes I found the Boston alligator. I was able to capture him safely and he will be warm and housed until we get more information and instructions on what's next for this little guy. We are hoping that he will be a new resident and ambassador here at Joe's Crazzy Critters

New England Wildlife Center & • Follow •.. 5h • Meet Charles, the baby alligator who made quite the splash in Boston this week! ? Thanks to the quick action (and above-and-beyond dedication) of Joe's Crazzy Critters, Charles was safely rescued from the cold water of the Charles River last night and brought to us for care. Our veterinarians Greg, Harry, and Tess examined him today and determined he has an upper respiratory infection. He's now getting antibiotics and a warm, safe place to recover. Alligators don't belong in New England, and it's likely Charles was released by someone who couldn't care for him anymore. If you ever find yourself in that position, please call us and we are happy to work with you find a humane solution. Never release a pet into the wild. The Odd Pet Vet is dedicated to giving every creature the expert care they deserve. If you your scaled, furred, or feathered family member needs a check-up, give us a call! Learn more: newildlife.org/odd-pet-vet

baby alligator in a bin marked "live animals" being held aloft in a man's hand

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

sadiq @SadiqoJN • Follow Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

Frankenstein (2025)

A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

*crab-walked

An wall, red with decorative flowers

An wall, yellow with dolphins pictured above the doorway

Minoan living room is an aspirational aesthetic

A cuttlefish sits on the sand looking at the camera with goofy V shaped arms in the air, making them all squiggly to show that they mean business.

Still thinking about them 🥹