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Rudy Ruiz

@comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social

Comedian/Professional Spider Assassin/Enchilada Chef/Handsome Stoner

15 Followers  |  8 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024  |  1.6414

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Comedy All Stars! - Moonlight Theatre Join Moonlight Theatre on Saturday, February 22nd for a hilarious night of Comedy!! Featuring some of Chicago’s finest Comedians performing in Comedy All-Stars!! Guaranteed to make you laugh, this is ...

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05.02.2025 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Moonlight Comedy All-Stars show will be on Sat. Feb. 22nd!! Too many funny people on this line up

05.02.2025 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#Truth

08.01.2025 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm a huge fan of #WestCoast #hiphop. However, being that #DrDre is almost 60 years old. I would really like to see Dre drop an album about all the aches and pains he's experiencing now that he's older. He can still call it "The Chronic"

10.12.2024 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I completely felt this truth

06.12.2024 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"How high are you, Rudy?"

I'm higher than #MariahCarey inhaling helium, singing her whistle note while in a hot air balloon type high, baby

01.12.2024 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Drake created the hip hop version of "I want to talk to your manager"

29.11.2024 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@jesshereforlaughs.bsky.social yes, very much! Too full 😂

29.11.2024 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#DenzelWashington worked those robes into that character in #Gladiator2
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27.11.2024 01:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Yes ma'am!

25.11.2024 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good morning

25.11.2024 13:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Wicked and #Gladiatorll were so fucking good!!! Definitely go watch both movies!!

25.11.2024 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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22.11.2024 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I got you boo!!

22.11.2024 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm sure one day I'll return to stand up comedy

21.11.2024 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😁

21.11.2024 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm thinking about writing my first book about hoes that can't mind their own business. It shall be titled "Intrusive Thots" #Puns #ThankYouThankYou #ImHereAllWeek #TipYourServer

19.11.2024 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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19.11.2024 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's an amazing resume!

19.11.2024 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Peace, Meditation, and Mary Jane ✌🏽

19.11.2024 00:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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