Mr. Roybot 👺

hard launch incoming

Damn that's longer than Titanic, Avengers: Endgame, the first Lord of the Rings movie, and the last Avatar movie

I used to work for a company that sells cannabinoids from hemp (thc, cbd, cbg, cbn, cbc) and a lot of it works for pains, anxiety, and sleep and it tends to be cheaper. A bunch of people in NY, IL, TX, MO, and PA are about to lose their jobs and/or quality of life if congress bans the 2018 Farm Bill

Seeing “Emmy award winning” with multiple former Survivor players while knowing that Jeff Probst is salivating for an Emmy hits just right

I hope so because it certainly won't get any use in my house

I figured out how to open the lipstick. Still up for grabs though

Locstick lipstick

Vegan matte liquid lipstick

Sparkly container of lipstick that I can’t figure out how to open

Green Queen is the color

If I had a nickel for every time I was gifted products I would never use this year I would have 10¢ which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

I bought some of my regular hair products online and they threw in a lipstick for some reason. If anyone wants it they can have it

This is such a weird exchange that I don't think context would make it any better

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This is not a drill. The 2000 movie Life-Size with Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan is on Disney+

I repeat LIFE-SIZE IS ON DISNEY+

The government might technically be reopened but I'll still bet that Rep-Elect Adelita Grijalva still won't get sworn in and the Epstein files still won't get released

And then wonder why a woman won't be in the same vicinity as them without knowing where the exits are

About a month ago I started guitar lessons again after stopping for years and it’s like riding a bike. A very annoying and frustrating bike that might secretly hate me for ignoring it for so long

Watch season 23 episode 1 of South Park called “Mexican Joker” to see the effect of the trauma afterwards

At least there's no beanie so it's an improvement

I hate this time of year. I could swear that it's midnight outside but the sun just set an hour ago

Isn't there some kind of legal time limit on those things? Like everything has to be finished and moved in after a certain number of days?

Doing all of that instead of going to therapy is definitely a choice

Why have I not been watching Fleabag and Hazbin Hotel sooner???? So good

I feel like I deserve a refund for watching this

The first 20 minutes of Pluribus after surviving Covid is insane

But the photography, choreography, and score is amazing. Vince Gilligan knocked it out of the park #pluribus

Didn't they just merge?

They have and are and the drama is so petty but it sucks you in

Because people love tea

That one is so catchy

AND saved democracy afterwards

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You have no idea how much I want to go to bed but I can't resist a secret if I can help it

Lizzie is in her 30s but her inner monologue is still that teenage drawing? We could have had it all

Or… a bbsky dating show

I can’t believe Jeff is making them distinguish between the Sophi(e)s like it’s not his fault they have to do this in the first place #survivor #survivor49

Stones, glass houses, and all that