Jeffrey Keese jeffreykeese - Bluesky Statics

Eisenhower

02.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 9112 🔁 3388 💬 234 📌 185

I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"

02.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 2707 🔁 668 💬 50 📌 10

my tailbone hurts just thinking about that

02.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What in the predatory conference tarnation?

02.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So fascinating how people can just shove someone outside the walls of the city on a whim because they dare to speak in a way that challenges them.

02.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was a trip

02.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Been meaning to give it a shot

02.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How’s Reggie Dinkins?

02.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lord Stanley’s New Cup

02.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Currently it’s my fav album of theirs since Babel.

02.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aw I bet.

02.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*highest of fives*

02.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, we saw them back in the day after Babel. Just a ton of fun.

02.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, they didn’t sound great. I liked the album though.

02.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agree.

02.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The new Mumford album is really solid imo

02.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

His LEGO family nowhere to be found. Just like real life!

02.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How does Brad Pitt look as a minifig?

02.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I would never!”

(She absolutely would and definitely did)

02.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Heaps!

Sorry, Lindsey. Please don’t be mad at me.

02.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awesome. An Argentinian player just kneed Trin in the lower back/butt and she’s down in a lot of pain.

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My favorite part of every USWNT game is when Horan obliterates an opposing player then acts offended that it’s even in question that it might be foul. (This happens about 3x a game so lucky me.)

01.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I say it in faculty meetings to myself on the regular

01.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

01.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 1178 🔁 195 💬 24 📌 29

I realized I was only watching BB for the Abq scenery sometime in S2. Hated everyone in the show.

01.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shrek is standing on top of a set of stairs with two knights . Alt: Lord Farquhar from shrek is standing on top of a set of stairs with two knights saying “some of you may die and that is a sacrifice I am willing to make”

This is literally the White House policy as announced by our president

01.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Aggie women’s hoops somehow finished the reg season winning 6 of their last 7. 👍🏼

01.03.2026 21:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh for sure. An unfortunately persistent problem in American Christendom.

01.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This makes me want to get some more to put up in my current office.

01.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus: Love your neighbor as yourself.

Disciples: Yeah, sure Jesus. But what if a person minorly inconveniences me?

01.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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