@jeffreykeese.bsky.social
Jesus-follower, husband, dad of three, former coach/teacher, Aggie, education researcher. ATLish. Views are mine. #niceonline.
Why are the Mariners wearing flea market belts?
11.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0COACH
COACH
2028
I’d hoped the Luda apples took off more tbh
11.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I guess. Hard to plan around general stupidity.
10.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0That’s my suspicion. But it’d be nice(?) to have that confirmed.
10.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh you!
10.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly it’s probably DQ because all the urban ones would eff up your drink order and the rural ones would overserve you moonshine.
10.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Clear eyes
Full sippy cups
Can’t lose
“Can you show us a video of Portland in flames?”
Is a question someone needs to ask the frickin’ President of the United States.
Don’t ying shame
10.10.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To the orcharrrrrrd
It’s the fall!
(It’s the fall!)
Fill the bushels yeah real tall
All these apples y’all
Awwww reap reap reap reap
Another bucket
Awwwww reap reap reap reap
God Damn
This is art
10.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We were out of rum so we used some other stuff we found laying around
10.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yellow and red Ludacrisp apple
Of course! A whole peck of various types. Ludacrisp pictured here. I’d describe it as being like a smaller cosmic crisp.
This was kid2’s bday outing request.
For those wondering if I audibly sang out LUUUUUUDAAAAA, do you even know me at all?
10.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
White sign with red text reading “Ludacrisp” at the base of an apple tree
*sprints in out of breath*
Y’all will never believe what I found at the orchard!
The sneakers have to coordinate. Show some effort and forethought. Otherwise you’re just being lazy.
10.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His name is the cherry on top
10.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes but what if I threaten you? What then, Bryan?
10.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The whole thing remains ridiculous and embarrassing but I do think it’s important that bullies get reminded where their influence ends.
10.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
A man in a suit stands at a microphone which has been mounted on the roof of a van. There are loudspeakers at his feet, and a building behind him. He has an arm raised, and is flinching as projectiles are hurled at him, because he's a fucking Nazi
Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick
10.10.2025 07:53 — 👍 1009 🔁 354 💬 18 📌 40I’m happy to learn a way *not* to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
10.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Goodnight, Eggles
10.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This Giants offense is fun.
10.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s gotten a lot worse the past decade
10.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Almost a 30 year old quote here
10.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0None of you can understand anything Jeff Bridges says either right?
10.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Better than “The Ken?”
09.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
