Iβve been on hold with Apple for longer than you were gone
16.04.2025 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thejillkushner.bsky.social
TV writer, producer, comedian, physician, corporate lawyer, free solo climber
Iβve been on hold with Apple for longer than you were gone
16.04.2025 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, which is the husband?
18.03.2025 06:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stay tuned for Sam Rockwellβs monologue in every acting class for the rest of time #TheWhiteLotus #MikeWhite
17.03.2025 04:35 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How has he managed to get even worse?
08.03.2025 02:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just hope everyoneβs ok at the Vanity Fair party
03.03.2025 06:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are we allowed to call him Timmy if we donβt know him? π€π»#TimmyGoals #Oscars
03.03.2025 00:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rumors are swirling that Iβm wearing sweats & already drinking #Oscars
02.03.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I once got called a c*nt in the Whole Foods lot
27.02.2025 05:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Netflixβs red carpet coverage for The SAG Awards was great. And background-penis-heavy. Just the way I like it
24.02.2025 01:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fashion but make it unhappy (& naked)
03.02.2025 01:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βLadies and gentlemen and every other gender that absolutely exists, I give you John Mayer!β -Pink β€οΈππ»β€οΈππ»β€οΈππ» #FireaidLA
31.01.2025 04:49 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0I took an hour walk in the Beverly Center today. I miss when I didnβt know what pm 2.5 was.
26.01.2025 04:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs nothing more relatable than a handful of billionaires
20.01.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jeremy Strongβs outfit is holding space for someone who would actually smile when his former costar wins in their category #GoldenGlobes
06.01.2025 01:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn! @nikkiglaser.bsky.social crushed the @goldenglobes.bsky.social monologue! No surprise there - sheβs a killer. Plus, sheβs got a great team of writers #GoldenGlobes
06.01.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope you were coming from Florent
05.01.2025 07:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm watching The Substance. Sheβs just given herself the initial treatment and all I can think is, Iβd need WAY MORE instructions & detail. You should see how I read the back of Advil.
02.01.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Most of us know not to get into a relationship with a New Yearβs Eve-themed music video, but not Morgan
31.12.2024 19:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tis the seasonβ¦ 1) mannequin on the right about to kill mannequin on the left. Snapping his neck in 3-2-1β¦
2) mannequin on right has already killed mannequin on left
This is wild
23.12.2024 20:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it a new thing - the defendant & the lawyer dress as twinsies
23.12.2024 20:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Eating Cheerios out of the box and watching Babygirl, just as it was intended to be watched
19.12.2024 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say more
15.12.2024 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm holding space to not do the 18.1.1 Apple update
06.12.2024 07:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would watch 2 hours and 40 minutes of the Wicked press tour πππ
25.11.2024 19:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βNice (full) Beaver.β
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