@thejillkushner.bsky.social
TV writer, producer, comedian, physician, corporate lawyer, free solo climber
I’ve been on hold with Apple for longer than you were gone
16.04.2025 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, which is the husband?
18.03.2025 06:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stay tuned for Sam Rockwell’s monologue in every acting class for the rest of time #TheWhiteLotus #MikeWhite
17.03.2025 04:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How has he managed to get even worse?
08.03.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just hope everyone’s ok at the Vanity Fair party
03.03.2025 06:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we allowed to call him Timmy if we don’t know him? 🤞🏻#TimmyGoals #Oscars
03.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rumors are swirling that I’m wearing sweats & already drinking #Oscars
02.03.2025 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I once got called a c*nt in the Whole Foods lot
27.02.2025 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Netflix’s red carpet coverage for The SAG Awards was great. And background-penis-heavy. Just the way I like it
24.02.2025 01:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fashion but make it unhappy (& naked)
03.02.2025 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Ladies and gentlemen and every other gender that absolutely exists, I give you John Mayer!” -Pink ❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻❤️👏🏻 #FireaidLA
31.01.2025 04:49 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0I took an hour walk in the Beverly Center today. I miss when I didn’t know what pm 2.5 was.
26.01.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s nothing more relatable than a handful of billionaires
20.01.2025 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
16.01.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jeremy Strong’s outfit is holding space for someone who would actually smile when his former costar wins in their category #GoldenGlobes
06.01.2025 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn! @nikkiglaser.bsky.social crushed the @goldenglobes.bsky.social monologue! No surprise there - she’s a killer. Plus, she’s got a great team of writers #GoldenGlobes
06.01.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope you were coming from Florent
05.01.2025 07:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m watching The Substance. She’s just given herself the initial treatment and all I can think is, I’d need WAY MORE instructions & detail. You should see how I read the back of Advil.
02.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Most of us know not to get into a relationship with a New Year’s Eve-themed music video, but not Morgan
31.12.2024 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tis the season… 1) mannequin on the right about to kill mannequin on the left. Snapping his neck in 3-2-1…
2) mannequin on right has already killed mannequin on left
This is wild
23.12.2024 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Is it a new thing - the defendant & the lawyer dress as twinsies
23.12.2024 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Eating Cheerios out of the box and watching Babygirl, just as it was intended to be watched
19.12.2024 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Say more
15.12.2024 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m holding space to not do the 18.1.1 Apple update
06.12.2024 07:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would watch 2 hours and 40 minutes of the Wicked press tour 💚💓💚
25.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Nice (full) Beaver.”
16.11.2024 21:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
