Jarrett Smith

Messi operating as some modern era Larry Bird is exactly what I need in my life.

Messi heard all of yall talking shit.

2s made it 5 minutes before it looked like Jono Ransom wanted to punch an attacker in the face.

Maddie’s Version: Atlanta United Must Respond at Home Hesitation. Disjointed buildup. Now urgency. Madison Crews reacts to Atlanta United’s loss and looks ahead to the home opener.

Saturday felt like a step back — hesitant, disjointed, not quite there.

Now the response has to be urgent. If Atlanta United FC wants to set the tone at home next week, it has to be better.

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If it gives me this game every year I will write a sonnet.

MLS adding more teams and screwing with the schedule so we don’t see every team each year still makes my heart hurt.

Atlanta vs. San Jose Never Makes Sense | MLS Chaos History Atlanta United and San Jose Earthquakes have produced some of the wildest games in MLS history. A look back at the chaos, comebacks, and late winners.

Atlanta United and San Jose really is the perfect soccer game every time they play. They’re doing it agains Saturday night so please remember all the stupid things they have done together when they’re given 90 minutes and loose guidelines.

It’s fun watching everyone learn. They rolled through one of the super fun Ange Celtic teams and everyone was like “nope. Not even mad. They’re terrifying.”

NOBODY

I’d like to welcome everyone to the Bodø/Glimt party. Just because they haven’t taken a scalp from your favorite team doesn’t mean they haven’t been a problem for damn near a decade under Knutsen. Ask folks in Glasgow and they’ll give you a sonnet on that team.

Give me Red Bulls and Chicago in the ECF this year so I can watch USMNT twitter slip into a new level of psychosis.

Red Bulls have chosen violence and Orlando is the unlucky victim.

Look at Saba trying to make things happen.

Until proven otherwise, I ain’t arguing. My question will remain, what happens to them when he stops being a mutant? Cause he’s been doing this for years now and it’s so impressive.

Ah, so we’re getting another year of Kahlina pulling Charlotte out of the fire? Cool, cool

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It’s 6 in a “Tiger vs the field” style situation but the real discussion is the rest of the podium. 1 has PNW rednecks which you can’t underestimate. 2 should not be slept on. 8 and 10 both do weird and impressive numbers and I’ve only ever heard tale of the Dakotas wildin out.

Well now you won’t be able to tell folks in Douglasville, Ga a damn thing. A Winter Olympic gold medal.

Oh damn. No triple gold for Chloe Kim.

Chloe Kim just makes the snowboard halfpipe look like it’s easy.

Celtic getting clutch goals from Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Sure. That makes sense.

Leader in the clubhouse for best, funniest and most unsettling thing I’ve read in this young year. Beautifully done.

Also there is a timeline that ends with a cult built around Clippy from Microsoft and part of me hopes it’s this one.

It’s important to know when you’re a mark for something and I’m 1000% a mark for 96 Olympics themed designs.

How can you not be romantic about curling?

The key point from tonight’s event.

Yall see how the Seahawks took their time and ran the play clock down and were happy to take the field goal to put the game on life support.

YOU SEE THE KIND OF SHIT THAT IS POSSIBLE

This has just been an Iowa football game with a bigger budget.

I’m not sure how old my brain thought Billie Joe Armstrong was, but 53 was not the answer. He’s still got it though so that part is cool as hell.

Whether it’s through the state while he’s being held or whatever, get him some mental health counseling because this was absolutely suicidal activity on top of all the other insane and awful stuff he did.

The JPJ story is a hall of fame level “the first headline buried the absolutely hell out of the lede”
Cut him. Let the legal process do its thing.