Jarrett Smith

Mortal Kombat acid stage-ass court.

How do we keep going? Good question!

Bears fans, how do you do it?

Signed,

A falcons fan.

*checks Auburn schedule*

You jerks knew exactly what you were doing and I will hate you forever for it.

Inside you, there are two Will Smiths. Both of them have three rings.

Oh Utah just taking belt to ass on Cincy I see

I love that you can play around the horn with friends at full speed and laugh about it but do it in a game and it turns into dodging bullets and land mines and death himself.

GIVE ME A WORLD SERIES SHRIMP

Vlad might be able to run for prime minister if he walks this off.

Muncy almost died. What a play.

Auburn throwing a Hail Mary to the endzone before the WRs can even get to the goal line feels like the perfect ending for Hugh.

I’m going back and forth between game 7 and Auburn/Kentucky because I find whiplash exhilarating.

That’s such a tricky turn for a right handed first baseman. Vlad is about this life and all the bright lights it brings.

On one hand, the atmosphere in Toronto looks second to none.

On the other hand, the next three innings might kill them all.

Vividly remember one time when an ump didn’t give the dead ball rule because it could be clearly picked up and it was never not funny to see

Scott Woodward governor campaign please. Just give us the entertainment.

I have no idea but I lack the cleverness and artillery to wade deeper into Louisiana politics.

Listen, Landry ain’t wrong about Woodward and football hires but man shipped a tiger in so it could watch LSU get its spin ripped out. Maybe don’t sit front row center on this one, bud.

God, please let this lead to Scott Woodward running for governor just out of spite.

BOWL ELIGIBLE KENNESAW STATE AND OLD TESTAMENT SCRAPPY IS PLEASED

Kennesaw State going bowling and might end up as one of Indiana’s best wins.

Charlotte FC playing the bold “the attacker and ball are lava” defense in their own box

Have we considered for a moment that Dave Roberts is actually trying to kill off Dodgers fans?

Best umpires around for the series huh?

If you’re not clued in to the Scottish league (first off, bless you for your normal life) Hearts are 8 points clear and both old firm clubs have had coaches leave or get fired. This is bonkers shit.

So who wants to manage a soccer team in one of the most stressful spots on the planet?
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No, this is perfect. One of them gets him during the week for game planning but someone else calls the game. And the other team has a mystery game plan and Lane has to show up on the weekend and call it.

Scott Woodward is so good at blowing other people’s money that he definitely ran WCW in another lifetime

The winner of the Clemson/LSU game got fired first.

Perfectly normal sport, college football.

Chicago and Philly are incredibly drunk. Bodes well for #MLSAfterDark