Does the FAA affect wifi at the airports? No connection at LAX.

Where is he? I can’t take it. I love his frenetic wonky updates

It looks even worse by video 😢

You crushed it @ezralevin.bsky.social @leahgreenberg.bsky.social 👊

Trump full on Catskills performer speaking to world leaders after signing the Gaza Ceasefire Deal.

#NeverForget that Trump freed this guy first.

Today marks the first day in the 55-year history of PBS and 54-year history of NPR that public media has broadcast to its audiences without federal funding. But even though lots of local outlets are at risk, PBS and NPR are still here, providing fair, accurate news coverage and will not be silenced.

Congress, now more than ever, our nation needs your cowardice

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

RFK Jr. can’t continue to serve as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

I’m drafting articles of impeachment to remove him from office.

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Comey and the lesson of pre-capitulation He tried to palliate bad faith Republicans. Now we're all paying the price.

wrote about Comey, arguably the first capitulator in advance.

trying to palliate trump led to the destruction of basically everything he was trying to preserve. it feels like we should learn from that. www.publicnotice.co/p/comey-indi...

Why isnt this front page news?

Trump Golf Track Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.

Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com

Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible

If you have some ideas on revenue streams that would be great!

Good idea!

You guys are the fucking best.

I want you to know what a triumph this is. The Onion was the most respected comedy publication around. Then it went absolutely in the shitter, and for years.

For it to be not just back and hilarious, but taking a critical stand for good...

Amazing work.

one of those trucks that's a roving billboard (is it just called a roving billboard? I'm not gonna look it up right now). it's got an Onion headline that reads "ICE agent decides he wants kids after seeing incredible love and devotion of parents begging him not to take their child"

a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors.

@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

Rabbis Emerge as Growing Voice of Criticism of Israel’s Tactics in Gaza

Rabbis Emerge as Growing Voice of Criticism of Israel’s Tactics in Gaza www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...

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Marco full on SNL character by martin.short 60 minutes Nathan Thurm skit share.google/mquVW38hy4w5...

Marco full on SNL character by martin.short 60 minutes Nathan Thurm skit share.google/mquVW38hy4w5...

And Marco Rubio defending the peace talks with Putin.

Reminds me of the SNL Martin Short Nathan Thurm skit “dont you think I know that”? share.google/mquVW38hy4w5...

US Army veteran and convicted murderer freed in Venezuela prisoner swap: Officials One of the 10 Americans released from Venezuela last week was convicted of killing three people in Spain and was serving a 30-year sentence before his release.

Story not getting a lot of press-https://abcnews.go.com/International/american-freed-venezuela-prisoner-swap-convicted-triple-murder/story?id=124054127

Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein Rape Lawsuit and Affidavits | PDF | Intentional Infliction Of Emotional Distress | Rape This document is a complaint filed in federal court alleging that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein committed acts of rape, sexual misconduct, assault, battery, and other crimes against Jane Doe when s...

"During the course of this savage sexual attack, Plaintiff loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but with no effect. Defendant Trump responded to Plaintiff's pleas by violently striking Plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted."