Alice Exodus

Think I’m just gonna crash out again hehehe

I hope I live long enough to see a president’s nudes get leaked because I’ll simply never stop talking about it

Day 10742 of feeling invisible….go

I hate hosting trade. Don't worry about who wigs those are on the wall, whip it out NOW!

Maybe I am just exceptionally mediocre and should just stop lmfao

What if I literally just quit drag grew a beard moved to the woods drank heavily and disappeared forever that would be sickening

So am I just completely delusional lmao

so i've been honing my approach and i've landed on the optimal way to interact with cybertruck drivers: give them an enthusiastic thumbs up first, before dramatically turning it upside down and scowling. did it this morning and watched the light leave a man's eyes. very powerful

I’m just over it lol

sPUNK returns to Crossings Lexington TOMORROW NIGHT!!! 10:30 showtime, see yall there 🖤

Rolling up to Easter Sunday rocking these bad boys

bad Mac and Cheese should be punishable by death

YOU ARE THE PERSON TO FIX THIS, WHY ARE YOU TELLING US????

an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego

This is the most British sentence ever put to text

Yeah girl this was a nasty bit of business last night fr, you looked so cunt

A tough recovery followed by a bright future! Can’t wait to see the results 🖤

AFTERS????? honey i didn’t even wanna be at the DURINGS

Remember when I used to photoshop pokemon vaping in my free time

Obligatory thirst trap because I took one singular picture feeling good about my body and I’m putting it here too lolololol

Most faggots toxic trait is that they think they could win drag race but mine is that I think I could win wipeout

I’m going again next week!!! You should definitely come with

Hold on now not too much

Imagine having a kink so fucking crazy you can’t even be shamed for it, you just get a YouTube documentary made about it

Me 🤝 my detachable shower head

Dang. This storm is the worst thing to ever happen on January 6.

✨EOTY Prompt✨ - Your best of the year:
1) Photo of you
2) Album
3) Movie
4) Series or Video Game

You sure you don’t want to double check your PEMDAS order of operations there queen?

I don’t want to suck his dick bc he has abs I want to suck his dick bc he murdered a billionaire

Ozempic is DEVASTATING the Bear population