Think I’m just gonna crash out again hehehe
31.07.2025 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Think I’m just gonna crash out again hehehe
31.07.2025 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope I live long enough to see a president’s nudes get leaked because I’ll simply never stop talking about it
29.07.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Day 10742 of feeling invisible….go
08.06.2025 06:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate hosting trade. Don't worry about who wigs those are on the wall, whip it out NOW!
04.06.2025 21:58 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Maybe I am just exceptionally mediocre and should just stop lmfao
30.04.2025 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What if I literally just quit drag grew a beard moved to the woods drank heavily and disappeared forever that would be sickening
29.04.2025 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So am I just completely delusional lmao
28.04.2025 05:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so i've been honing my approach and i've landed on the optimal way to interact with cybertruck drivers: give them an enthusiastic thumbs up first, before dramatically turning it upside down and scowling. did it this morning and watched the light leave a man's eyes. very powerful
16.04.2025 15:37 — 👍 4142 🔁 491 💬 29 📌 54I’m just over it lol
12.04.2025 05:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sPUNK returns to Crossings Lexington TOMORROW NIGHT!!! 10:30 showtime, see yall there 🖤
10.04.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rolling up to Easter Sunday rocking these bad boys
10.04.2025 14:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bad Mac and Cheese should be punishable by death
08.04.2025 21:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0YOU ARE THE PERSON TO FIX THIS, WHY ARE YOU TELLING US????
08.04.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego
06.04.2025 05:50 — 👍 7192 🔁 1774 💬 155 📌 267This is the most British sentence ever put to text
04.04.2025 23:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah girl this was a nasty bit of business last night fr, you looked so cunt
03.04.2025 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A tough recovery followed by a bright future! Can’t wait to see the results 🖤
02.04.2025 17:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AFTERS????? honey i didn’t even wanna be at the DURINGS
21.03.2025 01:01 — 👍 282 🔁 61 💬 0 📌 3
Remember when I used to photoshop pokemon vaping in my free time
12.03.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Obligatory thirst trap because I took one singular picture feeling good about my body and I’m putting it here too lolololol
11.03.2025 17:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Most faggots toxic trait is that they think they could win drag race but mine is that I think I could win wipeout
03.03.2025 09:03 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0I’m going again next week!!! You should definitely come with
27.02.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hold on now not too much
24.02.2025 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Imagine having a kink so fucking crazy you can’t even be shamed for it, you just get a YouTube documentary made about it
20.01.2025 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me 🤝 my detachable shower head
14.01.2025 18:35 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Dang. This storm is the worst thing to ever happen on January 6.
06.01.2025 19:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
✨EOTY Prompt✨ - Your best of the year:
1) Photo of you
2) Album
3) Movie
4) Series or Video Game
You sure you don’t want to double check your PEMDAS order of operations there queen?
12.12.2024 15:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t want to suck his dick bc he has abs I want to suck his dick bc he murdered a billionaire
10.12.2024 23:52 — 👍 103 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0Ozempic is DEVASTATING the Bear population
09.12.2024 00:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0