@jimmytw.bsky.social
My favourite funny quotes from the Acceptable in the 80s podcast. Which is the funniest thing ever! 100% Unofficial!
New podcast is out now!
01.07.2025 19:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Definitely in my top ten
17.06.2025 08:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Banged up for the pod
ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce
KUNT: Giles Brandreth?
ROY: One of the many people you've
KUNT: Elton John?
ROY: One of the many people
KUNT: Cliff?
ROY: Like erm..
KUNT: Delboy?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics?
SEPT 83
2016’s #edfringe guide for “Kunt and the Gang’s last ever Fringe show, though I’ll probably just be back cap in hand in a couple of years when I’m skint.”
Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
Like the bloke from Sparks and Bryan Ferry
31.05.2025 11:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Compulsion or The Wildhearts
31.05.2025 10:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I concede.
31.05.2025 10:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alfred defo looks rapey
31.05.2025 10:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
KUNT: Which one of these murders prostitutes?
#Richard
New podcast is a cracker
28.05.2025 15:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
A new video to an old classic cumming this week...
What other songs from the Kunt back catalogue would you like to see a video for?
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
18.05.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
KUNT: First time I had a Yorkie I grew a pube.
April 82
#yorkie
#intheeighties
#katg
You know what? It's a simple thing but I really fucking loved it. Meant the world to me. And hilarious too!
04.05.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol. Yeah mate they are fine. My eyelids have grown back too.
29.04.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social the best thing is that you've put Paul Woodcock on the cover art. It's Jim....
29.04.2025 09:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
It's here. The April podcast sponsored by yours truly.
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
April pod coming soon according to the fellas. And.... I'm sponsoring it!
Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out!
Fully ready for a cunting off!
#katg
#shoutouttowoods
#intheeighties
#podcast
RIP The Pope, who has croaked
21.04.2025 08:30 — 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
These are my top 5 most streamed songs. What are your top 3 other KATG tracks you'd most like to see on the setlist for the tour?
07.04.2025 11:10 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
KUNT: I don't think Anne Diamonds got a particularly noteworthy vagina.
ROY: I reckon it's quite tidy.
KUNT: Dya reckon her fanny looks like Nick Owen?
ROY: Yeah. Just kinda dependable. Little side parting in her pubes. Quite a tidy little rat.
KUNT: Yeah a good solid flange.
OCT 82
#solidflange
Yes. I like it! Off @kuntandthegang.bsky.social website?
Hopefully @stuwhiffen.bsky.social doesn't forget my sponsor of the April podcast.
Give the Bluesky wronguns a shout out!
This Gary Numan cover was going alright until I forgot me lines...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WRA...
Pornhub or Pornsnub
Steve Davis
KUNT: He's got no interest in grot whatsoever, cus he's just too busy practicing. He'd rather pot the pink on a snooker table. Yeah he'd rather pot a long brown on there, then watch, like a large man of ethnic origin ploughing away at some milfs crack.
NOV 1982
KUNT: Has any band ever had more pubes than Opus?
Aug 1982
#opus
#pubes
#lifeislife
youtu.be/pATX-lV0VFk?...
KUNT: The thing is though, if you've got furry seat covers you know, and you end up accidentally offing a prostitute, then you haven't got to go and find like a rolled up off cut of carpet have you?
ROY: (Laughing) Yeah .... Swings and roundabouts innit.
July 1982
#katg
#metoo
#inthe80s
