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My favourite funny quotes from the Acceptable in the 80s podcast. Which is the funniest thing ever! 100% Unofficial!

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Talking about the Rolly Pollys

ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.

*Theme tune

18.05.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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About time you feckless kunts!
#katg
#inthe80s

25.09.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the UK President Trump!

16.09.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the drone piano bit

11.09.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Massive Attack?

11.09.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social

11.09.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spotted this lol

Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.

11.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.

ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)

FEB 1985

#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties

11.09.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tour supports!
tix: katg.co.uk

27.08.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!

#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast

29.08.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New pod coming soon! About facking time.

@kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social

#intheeighties
#podcast

27.08.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New podcast is out now!

01.07.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely in my top ten

17.06.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Banged up for the pod

ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce
KUNT: Giles Brandreth?
ROY: One of the many people you've
KUNT: Elton John?
ROY: One of the many people
KUNT: Cliff?
ROY: Like erm..
KUNT: Delboy?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics?

SEPT 83

16.06.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2016’s #edfringe guide for β€œKunt and the Gang’s last ever Fringe show, though I’ll probably just be back cap in hand in a couple of years when I’m skint.”

Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk

09.06.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates

#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg

MAY 1985

08.06.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the bloke from Sparks and Bryan Ferry

31.05.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Compulsion or The Wildhearts

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I concede.

31.05.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alfred defo looks rapey

31.05.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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KUNT: Which one of these murders prostitutes?

#Richard

30.05.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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New podcast is a cracker

28.05.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985

#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible

23.05.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A new video to an old classic cumming this week...
What other songs from the Kunt back catalogue would you like to see a video for?

19.05.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Talking best 80s Tug Of War team

KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.

#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties

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Talking about the Rolly Pollys

ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.

*Theme tune

18.05.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KUNT: First time I had a Yorkie I grew a pube.

April 82

#yorkie
#intheeighties
#katg

16.05.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what? It's a simple thing but I really fucking loved it. Meant the world to me. And hilarious too!

04.05.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. Yeah mate they are fine. My eyelids have grown back too.

29.04.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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