Peter Gideon

cow probably has its own Netflix account to binge-watch Milking it: A Dairy Tale.

As for the Nigerian cow, it’s probably thinking, “With all this heat and no AC, y’all are lucky I give you even a drop!” Truly, it’s not underperformance, it’s strategic conservation.

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could this explain why the Karamajong cows plays ..."babligan babligan" games with Karachunas unlike the Ankole cow that extends its generosity with lots of 💦to our sisters.

Meanwhile, the Dutch cow can afford to show off in clogs because it’s living its best life in luxury barns, and the American

15.02.2025 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Exactly! The Nigerian cow might just be the wisest of them all. Why waste energy on milk when every other part of you is a national treasure? From "suya" to "nkwobi" to a hearty pot of pepper soup, these cows know they’re more than just milk machines. @patrickoyulu.bsky.social come here kwanza!

15.02.2025 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

...What's Left on your plate, solid Blues?

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I could be a "Musking" tape though!

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We shall find X and solve the equation once and for all

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...Finally, glowing with BlueSky as we extinguish X.

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