Ozzie 🌙 hansry era

I get why everyone gets really proud of their babies... I witnessed my nephew rocking and actively trying to crawl to his bottle while babysitting today.. and hes only 6 months... SUPERSTAR

Praying for jamaica

The new fallout show stinks but im a pervert so I need to see the vault girl and the ghoul 1000x more times

I still can't believe that they cancelled mindhunters and keep giving ryan murphy money

Maxime*

Also just saw matthias & Maxine and when that white boy was hating himself for his beautiful birthmark I screamt

My brother has a gorgeous mole in the whites of his eyes and he wants to remove it 😭 i dont think he can but UGH I hope everyone with freckles, a ton of moles or visible birthmarks know THEY'RE STUNNING

And he is alot more square HAH

Alternate universe Salem wears his fish hook the other way. For fun

Salem got bonked by an eldritch forest being(removed and released his corrupted tiger spirit and replaced it with his own anger of the wilds) which is his metaphor for releasing his family curses #doodles

Salem got bonked by an eldritch forest being(removed and released his corrupted tiger spirit and replaced it with his own anger of the wilds) which is his metaphor for releasing his family curses #doodles

And im fucking tyrrrrddddd

I just ate the best mango ever and The Pitt rocks I love age gap yaoi

We are both dumbasses he gave up and i had to figure it out (I did)

I am making my husband figure out a divinity puzzle because I am certified dumbass

We absolutely do and thank you the reminder... aaaa thank u frost this is very kind, parents are difficult sometimes and I just feel like I can't do enough. Thank u thank u 🫂

Apparently I keep saying the right things BIG SHRUG

Ugh it'll all be okay and nobody owes me shit. I simply will never be used to people taking things out on me, I know when its happening and I dont have the heart to stop it. Im a safe place yeah. Thats good yeah.

So i am bawling my eyes out and lost as shit when I asked her how shes feeling and she just hung up on me
Why did I never get to be the child

I feel sorry for her so thats my problem
She should divorce my dad and figure something out idk I dont have the answer so yeah pity it is

I am 30 years old and do not live with you you cannot expect me to be your goddamn ward (which is funny. because I would be for her person but she expects me to take care of her 3 dogs when she leaves on a trip every week)

My mother cares more about her damn dogs than she does me or just having a relationship I cant wait to get out of here

I want Adrian in-between Chris and Economos so baaaaad I was that freak annihilated

I love that he is somehow supposed to be 40 years old

I am.. finally too old for kids movies because kids media in 2025 makes me evil

Like I personally have severe baby fever and this still forced many eye rolls

I finally watched the new fantastic 4 and it was indeed poop from a butt

I cut him off because he spun around to me and hit this pose so who knows what he was trying to say I was wheezing

My husband just did a bunch of shadow kickboxing in front of the mirror, turned to me and said 'I used to dream-'

also peacemakerxvigilanteEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAKING ME WARM