Does putting you on a pottery wheel and firing you into ceramic object count?
Where does being Midased into a gold statue go? :3c
Does putting you on a pottery wheel and firing you into ceramic object count?
Where does being Midased into a gold statue go? :3c
With a name like that does it come with a maple syrup facial?
27.02.2026 15:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is r/tastingowncum still up?
23.02.2026 18:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I thought most had fingerless gloves already?
21.02.2026 20:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Nulls are just as hot as cocks sometimes. Smooth, yet erogenous zone, all soft and fluffy to rub your fingers through the fur.
21.02.2026 20:53 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Definitely into pancakes.
20.02.2026 13:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
May I introduce my new poster: the Kartoon-Sutra! The FUN of LoveMaking โค๏ธ
A silly poster for the toons that are tired of being family friendly. Filled with 20 fun, ACME approved positions and acts, guaranteed to heat things up in the bedroom - both figuratively AND literally!! more info in ๐งต
I dont mind bein bit either. >:3
20.02.2026 02:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One cartoon gag I always love is stepping on some runt's paw and the top of their head swivels open like a trash can.
20.02.2026 01:57 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your shoulder, I'm gonna bite it.
20.02.2026 01:53 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Holy fuck!? It is a tree! :0
20.02.2026 01:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh my god it's a tree!
20.02.2026 01:28 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Listen to Ed, for he is wise.
20.02.2026 01:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bring back scaphism. Plus you can have any leftover milk and honey as a treat while you watch.
19.02.2026 15:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0True, you look more like a puck.
19.02.2026 15:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As the ball I hope. >:3
19.02.2026 04:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0chef noodle
19.02.2026 03:14 โ ๐ 2588 ๐ 593 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 2Better than the Calder mobile bed
16.02.2026 17:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Those are some long ass arms. :o
16.02.2026 17:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Get the hamburger bed for vore friends who come visit. Or at least the tortilla blanket.
16.02.2026 17:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My apologies for a passerby comment, but I can almost guarantee it is from the first line there where you use a slur that rhymes with nanny.
16.02.2026 14:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The joys of puppet making
16.02.2026 06:37 โ ๐ 384 ๐ 56 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1You're going to be a piece of paper currency getting passed around and spent, only to end up in my wallet and sat on.
16.02.2026 05:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fenns would be way more fun than curling irons to sweep down the ice
15.02.2026 22:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Pssst, it's a word that starts with G and ends with A.
......gyoza!
Works just like a balloon nozzle!
And in reverse too, for sucking flat. >;3c
I will never understand why inflation art has a bajillion "puffkisses", and like, almost zero by blowing into their cock.
15.02.2026 22:38 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Happy late Valentines day from #WolverineWednesday
15.02.2026 07:37 โ ๐ 114 ๐ 53 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1mag with speech bubble that says "open for commissions!"
i'm open for commissions!!! โจโจโจ
they'll be completed after my current queue, which should be around 1-2 weeks away!
๐ forms / prices etc here:
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