@shitmybfsays.bsky.social
All the bizarre alphabet soup that comes out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Him: *asleep* hmmm down the road comes batter.
Me: WHAT
Him: tee hee!
-1241 AM-
Me: *gets up*
Him *asleep* Do you want me to scramble it?
Me: what? Scramble what?
Him: the eggs for the waffles
Him: *asleep* hey. You showed me. I want to. Meow babe.
03.12.2023 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Him: *asleep, quietly* How's it going
Me: what?
Him: Do we all have? Doubles? Triples?
Him: *asleep* "I think he's broad."
Me: who?
Him: "you know it."
"The blankets touching youuuuu all pshshshshshsssh"
04.11.2023 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Whats today?"
Me: uhh...Saturday?
"Oh YAY it's the meet"
"You ever wanna get 5 sleep? Or 6 sleep? And then you forget it. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about."
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