BurialFacts

He has many ¥oins in his wallet

He's currently making a banquet in the toilet

Burial learns something new every day! !

3rd, 2nd, 1st… 0nd? 0th? Burial wants to know. Discuss

He has a pet carrot

Burial bought the wrong sized phone cable recently, but not to worry. He put a lentil inside the charging port then ran it under the tap, causing the lentil to expand, widening the port so his cable could now do him proud. Burial recommends lentils

Burial says: if you put food in the attic, your dog will climb the ladder to get it. If you put food in Holland, your dog will go down the travel agents. They know food and they love food

He’s on the same team as Björk at the pub quiz

Burial says: if you cut me I bleed tranquility

He has a cat called B&Q

He once took a pizza through customs, they were cool with it being hand luggage as it was less than 100ml

Burial says that’s a late April fools joke, use a toxic one and get that sucker high as a kite

Burial says: if your friend breaks his nose, use a non-toxic marker when you sign his cast

Burial fact: he is 20 years old

His favourite method of popping bubblewrap is the chinese burn

While sleeping his gravity inverts and he wakes up on the ceiling

LP3's delays are due to burial sinking into a deep depression due to finding out bunniez is not a real drug. Scientific research on this is taking priority over curing cancer.

Bunniez is named after the fictional "bunny weed" that burial thought was real. Look out for the sample "bun that shit!"

Bunniez is dropping on XL soon but not today because Burial does not want to commemorate Hitler's birthday

He's chowing down on some homemade eggibles to celebrate easter 4/20

He sometimes performs reggae covers under the name Jah of Mayonnaise

Actress and Mattress have similar qualities because end of the day you’re sleeping on them

Actress has been in lots and lots of movies. What movies have you been in? Comment below

While it is arguable to refer to Actress as a genius, He can, without a shadow of a doubt, drink a guinness

Actress has never made a song called Archangel. You might be thinking of Angels Pharmacy (2020)

Happy anniversary to Statik, 0 years and 298 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Statik?

Actress goes to his local pub every day in order to drink 10 pints of guinness

He once put Guinness in a sandwich and ate it in one go

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