“Get a job,” yells an asshole from the party that’s successfully fought to keep the federal minimum wage the same since fucking 2009, thereby ensuring lots of fully employed people still need SNAP benefits.

When ICE comes to Philly it’s going to be brutal

Stop saying he can’t do that. He is doing whatever he wants and nobody is stopping him.

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Best thing is that same sitting president will be mad as hell if the Canadian team wins or if the California team wins

MAGA asshole who got his ass kicked in Denver.

A friend sent me this. Perfection. Going to be a long redeye for this guy.

give us your tired your poor your huddled masses NO NOT LIKE THAT

I don't think I've seen a network TV news report more transparently full of shit since maybe 2003, right before we invaded Iraq

For once, I am happy to agree with him on something! If there's a heaven, this monster isn't getting in.

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit." Someone named Manny replies: "@grok why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"

seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back

maybe we should ban cars until we figure out what’s going on

I thought I'd seen the dumbest thing mark sanchez would ever do in his life but turns out "butt fumble" is actually less stupid than "get drunk the night before you have to call a game and assault a delivery driver till he stabs you"

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

I get beside myself angry when I think about how a presidential candidate repeatedly fucking said he’d be a dictator and the press response was ha ha that rascal I’m sure he probably doesn’t mean it

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It’s amazing that Melania and I didn’t fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely sabotage, as noted by a day’s earlier “post” in The London Times that said UN workers “joked about turning off an escalator.” The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn’t work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, “Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?” I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I did. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters’ earpieces, couldn’t hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, “How did I do?” And she said, “I couldn’t hear a word you said.” This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’m sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn’t been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

oh my god lol -- Trump calls for UN workers to be arrested because his escalator didn't work yesterday

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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

lol they really done fucked it huh?

I’m worried it can still get stupider

The people who took my headphone jack need to be arrested today

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.

And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

⬆️ Massively underrated post 🏆

San Francisco is funny because they will legitimately be like “how dare you give us a park near a beach!!!???”

Not to get too political, but I think it would have been better if Kamala Harris was President

Bob from Chicago continues to be awesome.

Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"