Artists! I am looking for a Jewish illustrator for a middle-grade project focusing on Jewish history, practice, and culture. If your style feels fun, MG-appropriate, and both editorial & narrative, please drop a link or DM! (And editor & agent friends, if you have someone to rec, it's appreciated!)
03.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 122 🔁 137 💬 19 📌 2
the film
05.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0my understanding is that they are a lot of fun. they actually called my wife over to their table after she had defended Blunt—they had left that table, found another, got to gamble, and they saw her wandering around the floor.
05.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Well, you have to heckle them in a unique way, not like the other 30 or so people who heckled them on any given year which they've prepped to demolish those lines in the future.
So, maybe?
mind you, i got a future pastor to say "no, why would god do that?" as a response to a logical argument, to me a Jew, so i'll count that as an almost win.
05.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
yeah, it is the comedian problem. "why surely i have a new angle on theology that they haven't contemplated!"
no, you don't unless you're the kind of person who can actually heckle a comedian and be funnier than they are, except with theology.
the film
05.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
In 1999, I wrote a short film called "Will of Steel" where I made a mockumentary about the idea of mental self-improvement via physical exercises.
Prior to British Office or The Secret, which the 2nd is apparently someone did the same idea as an actual thing.
if it actually happened. that we had free tickets to Rob Riggle's show the next night notwithstanding
(before cell phones that had easy picture taking)
bad photoshop of wick, vader in the dining room of firefly looking at the viewer
guess that explains this picture...
05.03.2026 03:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Movie making, though I wrote a short film that people found actually very funny, is way way way too stressful for me.
05.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, my only interaction with him and my only interactions with professional movie making.
05.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
i talked to Samuel Jackson at a bowling alley about his wife's acting on a movie that wasn't out yet because I had been on set and ended up doing the Photoshop work on Caveman's Valentine(one half of the photographer)
None of that was connected in any way
my wife gambled with john krasinski, emily blunt, and rob riggle all night, because she could list all these facts about blunt when she got carded.
i, in same hotel, did not, because i was passed out and jet lagged and my wife did not call me. which honestly, probably for the best as really tired.
The Great Commission?
05.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tragedy is only if it is a parisian intrigue, otherwise it is just a sparkling drama
05.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my cat han is such a hilarious dork who makes cat jokes to me
05.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Achilles rejoined the fight to avoid an interview with Chotiner
23.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 79 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1all the best for this
05.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my wife gambled with john krasinski, emily blunt, and rob riggle all night, because she could list all these facts about blunt when she got carded.
i, in same hotel, did not, because i was passed out and jet lagged and my wife did not call me. which honestly, probably for the best as really tired.
yeah, purple heart+bronze star
05.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0three philosophers vs me, three philosophers remaining undefeated...
05.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0multiple pneumatic tube conversations happened at work today, no idea why
05.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i mean, really, wouldn't god have thrown a lightning bolt at him if god was angry? and since that didn't happen...
05.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seth Bodnar is running as an Independent with a few minor democrats running against him, but still, that's probably a couple of percentage points going to the Democrat who will absolutely lose instead of the Independent who might win.
05.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the main candidate for Ds is running as an Independent. what.
05.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0right. mindboggling.
05.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
yeah, that grandfather put off going to college entirely to pay for his brother to go.
they didn't realize that he was Jewish was part of it.
hey, accountants can do things!
05.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
WWII vet who picked up a live grenade thrown into his bunker who later became a jeweler in PA
Orphan who became the first Jewish accountant at Metlife
