Paul Scarpelli

Huckleberry J. Butchfella.

Lizards do "push-ups" primarily to communicate, acting as a territorial display to threaten rivals, attract mates, or signal strength to predators. That's actually why I do push-ups, too...

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Headline...

"Piece of fucking shit Donald Trump replaces piece of fucking shit Kristi Noem with piece of fucking shit Markwayne Mullin."

The $2T F-35 program pays off BIG, finally getting a kill! America!!

"Israel’s military said Wednesday that one of its F-35 stealth fighter jets shot down an Iranian Air Force Yak-130, marking the first time the aircraft has downed a fighter in combat."

That's an average of only $2T per kill!!

Still going...

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Posted again, without comment, purely for comedic value...

His stroke really damaged him.

We're going to prove we aren't WOKE by bombing schools, hospitals, and mosques, because AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!

Yup. The stupid...it burns.

This should scare you shitless.

US troops say Iran war briefings invoked Armageddon, the return of Jesus: Report - The Times of India Middle East News: Driving the newsA wave of complaints from US service members alleges that military commanders have linked the war with Iran to biblical end-times prop.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/middle...

OMG! JOE BIDEN USED AN AUTOPEN!! SEND HIM TO JAIL!!

The most ridiculous allegation ever made against a former President has been dropped. BTW, all modern Presidents, including Trump, use autopen.

Now, onto Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop! OBAMA'S TAN SUIT!!! 🙄🤡🤓😬

Documents Reveal a Web of Financial Ties Between Trump Officials and the Industries They Help Regulate (ProPublica) Thousands of companies are jockeying for billions of dollars in Defense Department contracts to build a shield designed to intercept and destroy missiles lau...

l.smartnews.com/p-7hxC1UBy/Z...

This is what MAGAs voted for.

Hegseth, Rubio, and Leavitt have accused the press of making Trump look bad. The reality is, they're accurately reporting facts...and the truth makes Trump look bad.

Israel talked us into a war to hasten the End Times. Armageddon. Bro-centric Hegseth believes this war is glorious and dying in it is an honor. Like Iran, we've been hijacked by violent religious zealots.

It's terrifying.

It varies by the square of the number of rads per parsec.

The ICBM they're building? The shortest estimate for completion from our government is 2035. Until then, maybe they'll fly a nuke over here on a Magic Flying Persian Rug. 🙄

Well, we did it because of the protesters

Nukes

I mean they’re building an ICBM

We did it defensively because Iran was going to attack us

I mean Israel was gonna do it anyway so we did it too

They were gonna attack us because Israel was gonna attack them so we attacked them

Yanno, I can tell people who are judgmental just by looking at them.

Hegseth, in his insincere speech about avenging the deaths of servicemen, I fully expected him to invoke Dr. Lazarus; "By Grabthar's Hammer; by the Suns of Warvan...you shall be avenged!!"

Baghdad Barbie actually referred to Barack "Hussein" Obama in a presser today. I'm certain Trump told Miller to tell Leavitt to say that...

More than impulse. Massive personal wealth considerations. Venezuela oil revenue under the table, development rights to Gaza once ethnically cleansed, maybe $10B from Bibi for demolishing Iran.
Not far-fetched...

I wear this often between Superb Owl and Opening Day...

"I am the sunshine of my life...
That's why I'll always be around me...
I am the apple of my eye...
Forever I'll be in my heart..."