8.5
03.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 08.5
03.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“The ides of march”, The… checks notes, nope, I’m wrong.
01.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A bit of a deep cut, but I’m here for it.
01.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What did they do expect? The only response to a snowball fight is to throw snowballs.
24.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excellent summation.
23.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My people
21.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the Eptienth time, fuck him.
19.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Opportunity knocks.
17.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Then a couple barrel rolls. When, and if, they wake up, the cabin will look like the inside of a rock tumbler.
13.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That flight would’ve been on the, “Vomit Comet”, if I’d been behind the controls.
13.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Extremely on brand.
09.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluto did become a senator. So…
03.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ewww… but accurate.
30.01.2026 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t want him watching my Seahawks anyway.
30.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t unsee now.
23.01.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Big aspirin? Is that because you’re a big boy?” The only appropriate follow up question.
23.01.2026 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll take euphemisms for $500, Alex.
21.01.2026 05:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“That Fucking Guy”
20.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It has been quite a month this week.
16.01.2026 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m starting to think they can’t read.
12.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dan Oingo Boingo was doing the redactions, but they found out he couldn’t read.
06.01.2026 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh dear! What will we do?
05.01.2026 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’ll come home in a box.
05.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0If nothing else, he’s consistently inconsistent.
03.01.2026 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A, “kinder, gentler”, tag line, if you will.
02.01.2026 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If it’s thin enough, it starts pouring through your brain tissue, and that’s enough to make Peter Thiel’s day.
01.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s hope he stays that way. I like my politicians to be a little idealistic, with the drive to get things done. More good comes out of that, than anything else.
01.01.2026 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MMMMMEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT……
01.01.2026 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 030K Husky Fans hate watching the Ducks.
01.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Who is Bijan Robinson?” - Award Committees everywhere, probably…
30.12.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0