Ollie Delaney

Wow, cheers.

Oh, nah, I’m not gay. No drama, just not how I’m wired.

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Chemistry thought: Maybe. Variables exist.

Possibly because his owners aren’t out there cooking personalised gourmet dog dinners for the most spoiled dog alive.

What are sniffies?

Yes, I'm sure she'll be every bit as sweet 🤗

Quinn, she’s beautiful, and yeah, those genes did their job. You did very well. She’s gonna be a Delaney.

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Chemist thought of the day: Most surprises in chemistry are just you forgetting what you set up in the first place. Nothing humbles you quicker than realising the experiment did exactly what you told it to do.

When your hobbies drift from chemistry to siege equipment.

Pic credit: @jdelaneymedic.bsky.social .

Yeah, course. Clipboard out. High-vis on. Hard hat and that. Full inspection, innit.

That’s a lot of confidence for someone guessing.

If you were really in charge, you wouldn’t need to bang on about it like it’s some mission statement.

Yeah well I’m not playing the “he does / he doesn’t / he does / he doesn’t / oh shit he’s behind you” game. Believe it or don’t, I’m not getting a ruler out.

LOL, Lee thinking I don't mean her too 😜

How to give ‘I put women on leashes to feel big and scary’ energy without actually saying it.

Nah, mate. Opinions are for things that are debatable. This is just an observation.

You're defending yourself?

I said trashy and worthless.

He does. Didn’t even touch it, but it gets hard the second you so much as mention the names of the people he’s obsessing over. Proper pavlovian, that.

Mate, it’s like watching Jerry Springer, lasses scrap-fighting over the trashiest, most worthless bloke you’ve ever seen, swear down.

Watching all these lasses losing their minds over Clyde… are you lot desperate or what? Is it the horse-cock thing? Because if that’s the issue, there’s a shop on Bourbon that’ll sort you out without all this carry-on.

IDK, it was the bit on the GIF I didn't see.

😆 yep

That cat is fluffy, no fat shaming.