3rd Ward's Finest

My Houston teams always let me down

Goldilocks and the 3 Bears is a story of colonization, gentrification, and appropriation.

When you realize gollum was eating a minnow because hobbits are half the size of humans

Protests don’t work if they’re just vibes. France didn’t just march—they SHUT THE COUNTRY DOWN. No flights. No trains. No business as usual. That’s how you make a government listen. SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN!

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

Infant mortality rises in states with abortion bans, study finds Increases in infant mortality have been found in U.S. states that enacted abortion bans or severe restrictions after the Supreme Court overturned the landmark ruling that guaranteed a right to the procedure, U.S. researchers said on Thursday.

after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:

www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...

The tenets of every major religion can be summed up by saying just don't be an asshole.

That's not irony my friend. That's decisive fraud

If we're depending on Florida to do what makes sense, we're all doomed

Alright, listen up! The future of this country depends on THREE key House seats still up for grabs. Two Florida seats (FL-1 & FL-6) + One New York seat (NY-21). If Democrats take them, they can slam the brakes on Project 2025 and the GOP’s takeover.

DON’T. FUCK. THIS. UP.
You see what’s at stake!

It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷‍♂️

What would the NFL be without the Manning brothers? ... hell, without the Manning family?

Name a song where the radio version is better than the original song. I'll start. Sensual Seduction is better than Sexual Eruption. Sorry Snoop.

5 hours? Ma'am, you are not a hostage

I finally figured out why people love Batman. He represents what white males think about themselves in American society. Batman is surrounded by superhuman people without having superpowers, but he controls allies and enemies by being rich and smart. This is how trump got elected... minus the smarts

Flight 5342 is proof that air safety is not a partisan issue. Gutting the FAA, slashing regulations, and cutting staff puts everyone at risk, no matter your politics.

Ahem... we're waiting patiently

The phone or your ankle? Real question

Normalize naming your child after things you can't afford. I'm assuming this is how we got Crystal and Diamond. I'm naming my firstborn Yacht.

I’m not outraged by what Donald Trump and Elon Musk did yesterday because I knew it was coming. We told you about project 2025. I’m not spending the next 4 years crying about him fucking our lives up. It is what it is.

Glenn should have died at least 3 times prior to his death. I was glad to be off the roller coaster

Pickled pig feet? Ma'am.

Ma'am, the correct answer is Adore... or the full version of Purple Rain

Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course.

We know you're sick, madam.

It starts today. He's supposedly signing 58 executive orders today.

I don't know if this is indicative of the education system or my studying habits, but I learned more applicable knowledge in a couple of years of tiktok than I did in 16 years of school.

Real question:
How come studs don't have to be over 6ft. making over 100K?

Tell me about it. So much for my Texans. Hopefully, we can poach Tyreek from y'all next year

The worst part is hearing people who didn't finish high school call a law school graduate dumb. You can call her many things... she isn't dumb