Juno Temple of Doom spacecaseydet

~sits upright in bed~ i should walk to ihop

28.02.2026 10:06 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

hell yeah

28.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me when i’m yeah

28.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 50 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

So we’re all in court today?

28.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

UwU, your honor

28.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

i wish i could bottle the “don’t give a fuck” energy i get on the last day of a job to microdose later

28.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I had some really good unemployment jokes in the drafts, but I just lined up another gig so they’re gonna have to wait

26.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not enough bad people are covered in boils these days

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a dating app for caffeine addicts called “coffee grinder”

25.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 29 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

SOMEONE STOP ME FROM DEVELOPING PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLES KITTENS

25.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 127 🔁 9 💬 13 📌 0

happy birthday eve!

25.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God gives his toughest battles to his silliest geese

25.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

u can tell a lot about someone by how they cook hotdogs for themselves me personally, i throw em in the microwave cause im lazy and like to hear to them scream

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Reject political violence of any kind. So. Who killed Jeffrey Epstein?

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“i deserve to live like this” above four images of woodland creatures living peaceful lives

24.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th

don’t forget to have a damn fine cup of coffee today

24.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I do everything for the love of game

what game exactly? I don’t know

24.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

🗣️ BOOOOOOO

I shouted as I walked back to my desk at the end of my lunch break

23.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 56 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 0

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

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I could hate more

24.02.2026 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

enticing as a concept, off putting in reality

24.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

@canards.bsky.social

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Love Island suggests the existence of Hate Mainland

23.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 33 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i write “i’m still punk” on bsky dot app

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thinking about getting a slutty little thigh tat

24.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I fear I missed my calling in life to be an ancient bog goddess

23.02.2025 05:00 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

im doing some of the best posts no one reads

24.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Clowning is to Gen Z theater kids what burlesque was to Millennials

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not now daddy, kitten needs a cigarette

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slacking at work and got nervous my boss was gonna come in and get annoyed…

until I looked over and saw him milling about the communal puzzle table

24.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Posts by Juno Temple of Doom (@spacecaseydet.bsky.social)