Ennui Oakley

Thank you friend, I hope so too

I do 🫂

heartbreak does not feel good in a place like this

today is my 5th wedding anniversary and my husband asks me what the gift is for that-

“Wood why?”
“😏😏😏”

I need more than touching grass, I need to lay down and disappear into the moss never to be seen again

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

earth obviously

which planet is fucking up my good time vibes?

swaddling myself in 6 blankets and watching sad movies - send recs

Lying in bed warm like a corpse before rigamortus sets in.

someone come help me I can’t stand up

sitting on the toilet to not feel something

77 and sunny does not pair well with my moody walk playlist

I'm early and now I have to pee, a life in anxious repose

sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud

trials AND tribulations? in this economy?

secondhand crash out

walking around in the dark with a candelabra out of necessity and festivity

I don’t know who’s electricity I’ve been paying, but mine just got shut off what the actual FUCK

Dress for the job you want

wish I was celebrating international lesbian day properly rn 😔

if you don’t love me at my hooba you don’t deserve me at my stank

screaming into the void until it files a noise complaint

but which winter will have the biggest discount on tents?

maybe it’s the Gemini in me, but I’ll match your energy into oblivion ✌️

Watching a sorceress snap a dozen warriors' spines with a twist and twitch of her fingers, then having those same fingers shoved in your mouth

just shitposting through the apocalypse, like we do

this fresh hell tastes store bought

the theme from JAWS but it’s played by a slow moving electric vehicle