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Paul Brittain

@paulbrittain.bsky.social

Comedy. Actor. Writer. Chicago guy. Saturday Night Live/SNL/Comedy Bang Bang/Killing Gunther/ The Simpsons

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Hahaha, it was a treat. Thank you!

22.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An old bearded guy wears a blazer, jean shorts, and cowboy boots while holding a hammer.

An old bearded guy wears a blazer, jean shorts, and cowboy boots while holding a hammer.

Yo, I can't recommend strongly enough that u watch Strip Law on Netflix. They let me play the maniac pictured here in ep 2 & when I read the insane hilarious script I couldn't wait to see it. Huge congrats to @hellocullen.bsky.social, @kibblesmith.com & everyone involved. Genius funny, fave new show

21.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Kneupp slips

14.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"My god, that's his voice? What does he eat, rotting shark meat and basement yogurt? Oh..."

11.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did he just say "it's amazing how deep inside the hole he can get"?

09.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Collinsworth, absolutely do not say someone has "a little Brett Farve in them"

09.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gun that shoots RFK Jr diarrhea

08.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Draymond been doing this for a decade. It's dogshit.

08.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't tell me the price. Tell me the price point.

31.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bongino: *nods* "Bovino"
Bovino: *nods* "Bongino"

27.01.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The only problem with the public executions was the tone of the executions.

26.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"abolish ICE and prosecute everyone involved" is the moderate position

24.01.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1304    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12
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Donate to Track the Growing Minneapolis General Strike Movement Nationwide The Minneapolis General Strike movement has come to 215 cities, and we need your help to cover it.

Map here of 215 solidarity actions with the Minneapolis General Strike

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23.01.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 690    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 14
Preview
Greenlander

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23.01.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can think fitting room sexual assaults are good or bad, but you can't help but be in awe of the fact that E. Jean Carroll had no chance at successfully fighting him off

05.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

03.01.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4633    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 21

Slop daddy says "no one even calls me that anymore please"

03.01.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can anyone, in a few short sentences, explain how/why/how people voted for this lunatic?

30.12.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Bipartisanship used to mean something to folks in this..

29.12.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my Fleshlight, but it barely talks...

29.12.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1989 AFV dad vibes

27.12.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tina Davis, who modeled for Ford in the mid-1990s, said in an interview that her Ford booker instructed her to get dressed up and attend a Mar-a-Lago party in late 1994. Just 14 and new to Miami, she was told to β€œdress sexy,” according to her mother, Sandra Coleman, who had accompanied her to Florida. Eight or nine other models came along on the bus. β€œAll the girls were really young,” Ms. Coleman recalled in an interview. β€œSome of them could have been in training bras.”

When they arrived at Mar-a-Lago, Ms. Coleman said, her daughter was promptly handed a glass of champagne. She took it away, but waiters kept offering more. Each time one of the middle-aged men at the party approached her daughter, Ms. Coleman would walk over and introduce herself as Ms. Davis’s mother.

During a trip to the bathroom, they ran into Mr. Trump’s new wife, whom they had met earlier. Ms. Maples clasped her hands, Ms. Coleman recalled, and looked her in the eye. β€œWhatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband,” she told Ms. Coleman. β€œProtect her.”

Tina Davis, who modeled for Ford in the mid-1990s, said in an interview that her Ford booker instructed her to get dressed up and attend a Mar-a-Lago party in late 1994. Just 14 and new to Miami, she was told to β€œdress sexy,” according to her mother, Sandra Coleman, who had accompanied her to Florida. Eight or nine other models came along on the bus. β€œAll the girls were really young,” Ms. Coleman recalled in an interview. β€œSome of them could have been in training bras.” When they arrived at Mar-a-Lago, Ms. Coleman said, her daughter was promptly handed a glass of champagne. She took it away, but waiters kept offering more. Each time one of the middle-aged men at the party approached her daughter, Ms. Coleman would walk over and introduce herself as Ms. Davis’s mother. During a trip to the bathroom, they ran into Mr. Trump’s new wife, whom they had met earlier. Ms. Maples clasped her hands, Ms. Coleman recalled, and looked her in the eye. β€œWhatever you do, do not let her around any of these men, and especially my husband,” she told Ms. Coleman. β€œProtect her.”

These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...

18.12.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6966    πŸ” 2307    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 280

The only thing me and my friends talk about is Non-fungible tokens

14.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D minus Van Nuys banquet hall vibes

13.12.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glacier Bay Toilets World Peace Prize

06.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a shoo-in for the Raytheon Peace Prize

05.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Yeah, at like 11:50 during the marketing meeting. She didn't even try to run to the bathroom. It was insane."

04.12.2025 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leather skirt woman, what is uhh, why is that a photo for this?

04.12.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vomit hose guy can be heard saying "Maclunky" right before Sterling spews

04.12.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you say salted caramel potato chips?? You will throw them directly in a river right now, thank you.

25.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0