Paul Brittain @paulbrittain

Glacier Bay Toilets World Peace Prize

06.12.2025 21:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's a shoo-in for the Raytheon Peace Prize

05.12.2025 21:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Yeah, at like 11:50 during the marketing meeting. She didn't even try to run to the bathroom. It was insane."

04.12.2025 07:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leather skirt woman, what is uhh, why is that a photo for this?

04.12.2025 07:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Vomit hose guy can be heard saying "Maclunky" right before Sterling spews

04.12.2025 05:52 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you say salted caramel potato chips?? You will throw them directly in a river right now, thank you.

25.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jars of bay leaves and red pepper flakes

A bowl of pasta topped with 20 to 30 dried bay leaves

Poor attention to detail, and that's on me. #accountability

24.11.2025 23:21 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Change it to "be evil". It's cleaner."

16.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's his face while being dragged off that does it for me

14.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pulitzer for photojournalism

08.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Snooty ass back-of-airplane-seat libraries

07.11.2025 19:46 — 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sub-par prosecution from DOJ

06.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

20th inning if you hit 2 foul balls the catcher gets to kiss you

28.10.2025 06:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Coors Light even

28.10.2025 06:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.

28.10.2025 06:11 — 👍 40 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 1

Huge week for the "shutdown the government in order to keep the pedophiles' secrets safe and let Biff demolish the White House" constituency

22.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Alan Partridge voice* "the camera angles"

21.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having sex in your parents' MedBed and it keeps trying to cure you of Typhoid fever

29.09.2025 15:45 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Watch on Fox in 15 mins, West Coast

29.09.2025 02:42 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!

29.09.2025 02:16 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

I think yeah. That.

28.09.2025 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

crap. the issue here is that I simply cannot wait

28.09.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can't wait!

28.09.2025 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

exactly

27.09.2025 00:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shocked that this is what the Ticketmaster CEO looks like

26.09.2025 22:23 — 👍 44 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 3

Demanding they write "Marco Rubio has strong muscles" on my Starbucks cup and calling the F.B.I. if they won't

20.09.2025 16:15 — 👍 55 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

Could move it to North Korea, for example

20.09.2025 03:44 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

Pessimism about the direction of the country is growing among Republicans - AP-NORC Forty-nine percent of Republicans say things in the United States are heading the right direction down from 75% in June.

AP-NORC poll | 9/11-9/15

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+7)
Approve 39% (-6)

(shift since last poll)

apnorc.org/projects/pes...

19.09.2025 15:59 — 👍 1228 🔁 387 💬 68 📌 280

😂 😂 "If I had mentioned Eric Rohmer in the locker room, John Madden would've backhand slapped me and docked me a week's pay."

06.09.2025 04:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We'll have the aging former Oakland Raider turned private detective make wisecracks about Eric Rohmer, in case anyone forgets what decade it is

06.09.2025 04:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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