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Julie Lynn

@bellafortunate.bsky.social

Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate. Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze. I fucking hate AI.

1,577 Followers  |  2,128 Following  |  1,502 Posts  |  Joined: 12.09.2023
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Kristi Noem: “The man approached ICE agents with a 9mm drawn and ICE agents attempted to restrain him before opening fire on him. An ICE agent had his finger bitten off by the victim and is in the hospital.”

Here, have mine: 🖕

26.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"wHy WoUlD sOmEoNe HaVe A gUn At A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt??" --Guys who do this

25.01.2026 15:41 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Alex Jeffrey Pretti, innocent human being, murdered execution-style by ICE state terrorists, January 24, 2026

24.01.2026 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Moses Mike Johnson makes the strongest argument for abortion rights I've ever seen

23.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you're not a sadistic stunted fascist but want dignity & freedom for all
This is toward you

14.01.2026 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is toward you
If you can't afford health or childcare
If you can't afford housing or groceries
If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian
If you're not a billionaire
If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle
If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights

14.01.2026 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Uh-huh. Except where it can line billionaire pockets.

06.01.2026 16:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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They knew. Of course.

06.01.2026 15:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We will always remember the sedition of these traitors.

06.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I've dreamed of a president being hauled out of bed into custody to face criminal charges for his illegal activities, it wasn't Maduro I was thinking of

05.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at this fucking boob

26.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

I looooove them!!

16.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that's just dandy.

Meanwhile the rest of us are fucking starving, homeless, jobless, without healthcare, savings, future, or hope as billionaires suck up all the wealth and install a fascist surveillance state.

30.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past?

What a soulless ass

30.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?

30.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FYI

22.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey so you know the White House and Mike Johnson have essentially dissolved Congress and their is only one functioning branch of the government, the executive, and it’s parallel fascist, militarized police force right?

21.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 516    🔁 140    💬 15    📌 5

Oh for crissakes, those stupid babymen!

19.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Buried in a mountain of shit.

19.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Grievances of the United States Declaration of Independence - Wikipedia

So he's saying we have to accept Trump as a king to have a functioning government? 🤨

Brother, I don't think you know your history.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grievan...

15.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️

15.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire.

If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.

11.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 1269    🔁 347    💬 14    📌 9

Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly

11.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

10.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 15092    🔁 8395    💬 1358    📌 1166
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Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.

You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.

10.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces

08.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Kash Patel’s Challenge Coin Is Perfect for Him The FBI director has created a memento that symbolizes his unfitness.

I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him:

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

03.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 1142    🔁 276    💬 85    📌 12
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To be fair, he can't SEE the moon...

03.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0