Ryan Hughes

Never thought I'd have to give a client informed consent about exercising 1st Amendment rights, but here we are.

If you send your brownshirts into a majority Latino, pro-immigrant, activist city, I'm honestly not sure what you expect.

Fuck ICE. No state or local resources to help those fascist assholes.

The Democratic Party I know and love. (H/T Brenden Loper/New Yorker)

Soooo answering kids’ questions about ICE is about as cool as you’d think.

So the cause is either unchecked capitalism or unchecked capitalism.

#ichiro #hof #baseball

Bipartisanship with Nazis is complicity.

[My elderly mother-in-law playing a sad, busted version of Auld Lang Syne on piano today]

Me: YUP.

Dogs do a lot for the human condition.

Many words come to mind. None are ‘manly’.

Oh look my childhood school district and high school in the news for … not good reasons!

Billionaire Frank McCourt's Project Liberty bids for TikTok ahead of Supreme Court arguments The internet advocacy group's proposed purchase would bring TikTok under American ownership and prevent it from being banned in the U.S.

Ask any Dodgers fan how amazing Frank McCourt will be at running TikTok.

This is my Mojo Dojo Casa Social Media Platform

@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social 🚨🚨🚨

In the middle of all the fires this week, we at least had a good laugh at how stupid some of these spectators are. 7% of people took a position Palisades would be contained the day after it started.

Please support Watch Duty. They operate as a charity and provide an amazing public good.

It’s almost as if journalists will leave platforms censoring them.

Besides firefighters, the only thing truly delivering during the LA fires is the Watch Duty app—an amazing public good. Subscriptions are $25/year, and they're a charity. Please give them a few bucks.

Easily the weirdest music festival lineup ever.

My friend Luigi is a private firefighter.

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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GIVE THE LIBS THEIR BRAINROT

*crickets*

*crickets*

A solution in search of a problem.

Goofy ass face, goofy ass legal argument.

He was destined for American citizenship.