jeph 🍣

that's xerath

the plot of every pokemon game after the second seems to be "I'm going to free us by killing us all"

except for the ones that were "im going to abandon my kid(s) to free us by killing us all"

usually the thing i did to ruin my life is the reason im on the toliet

ok this one got me

what the FUCK is a GAME BOY ADVANCE

no i don't

the thing about superman, i think, is that he isn't a super fantasy anymore. all of us have super hearing, through the internet. we all have the power to save people.

and it's not enough.

those with more power than us just want to see melting flesh one more time before they die, and they can.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

ive adhd reset during gameplay like 3 times already

i dont think there is a wrong choice but there is a right one

this is a pombon appreciation post

get you a girl that eyefucks you the way mike johnson does to trump

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

leaf! 💜

"i can just play this on an emulator"
okay then you should do that! I'm going to play it on my switch!

you forgot his stupid brother

very presidential speech there

chaos vault makes it even worse imo

i came here to make this correction

what are you getting up to tonight?

idk probably just

honeydew used to be very good decades ago but every time i eat it it's one of the worst tastes I've ever intentionally tasted

aren't they the same person

Donatello does machines!

there was like a four week sweet spot where yuna and her friends were good in standard 😭

We have to acknowledge that at certain times and in the right circumstances things that are mid can also be peak while still being inarguably mid

this this get insta retweeted by a porn bot because i said bisexual, slop, or llms

we may never know

honestly hate all of the talk of "people slop" for websites simply because cyan/purple "bisexual lighting" is legitimately my favorite color combination in front end and i was doing it before llms were even a thing in dev

i would at 36 but really would have at 19