31.12.2024 21:47 —
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31.12.2024 21:47 —
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I love hotel sex but what do mean "be quiet" 😭
That's one button I don't have
17.12.2024 05:35 —
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it's me. I'm the strawberry
15.12.2024 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
working from home is really hard
-I think to myself, upside down with a balloon in my hand
my ass jiggles enough for me to act the way i do
13.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
wait 😭
13.12.2024 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the uber driver said "you brought me a balloon? Thank you!"
13.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no one needs to know I'm thinking about balloons and wax play
10.12.2024 07:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hate when I have a good idea because I always say "I have a good idea"
and then I have to tell everyone my good idea
10.12.2024 00:06 —
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05.12.2024 14:26 —
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04.12.2024 19:55 —
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03.12.2024 22:54 —
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I was gonna bring handcuffs but I could only find 3
...oh
28.11.2024 19:56 —
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28.11.2024 19:52 —
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the uber driver was trying to tell me I need a Roth Ira
Me: don't you need to make money to have an ira?
Him: you don't make money?
Me: not money the government needs to know about
his face 😭😂😭
Im already having more fun than any other 🥳
22.11.2024 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wanna use balloon animals for wook things so bad 🥺
there has to be a way
it would be wild to have a problem with me in another state then BOOP i pop up being cute af with your girlfriend 🧁
22.11.2024 18:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
22.11.2024 17:32 —
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and then I didn't spell it right
22.11.2024 07:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lsdream is so pretty 😍
22.11.2024 06:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
be good or be good at it
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figuring out a new social media platform is always like
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I accidentally googled beastiality so I could spell it right in a joke 😭
my fbi agent is gonna put me on a 72 hour hold 🥺
I accidentally called lame dudes crustables today and I'm so happy
22.11.2024 05:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0can 23 and me tell me my ancestry without telling me who my dad is?
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