A man flexing his bare feet while reclining.

While you're down there....

Man in a white tank top and shiny red shorts with a throbbing bulge.

These shorts are barely holding on. Anyone able to help me keep them up? Or know where to get a new pair?

A man in a red wrestling singlet

A man in a black mesh and grey wrestling singlet

Who wants to get pinned?

For second, I thought the mirror was on the ceiling

Man in a white tank top and shiny red shorts with a throbbing bulge.

These shorts are barely holding on. Anyone able to help me keep them up? Or know where to get a new pair?

Those shorts remind me of a pair of leather pants I own

I've had a long day keeping up appearances. I think you should give me a foot rub.

Just remember the golden boy rule:

The Drone Obeys What Coach Says

Eyes on the prize. Good drones get trophies. Great drones become trophies. Do you wanna be good, or great?

Remember to breathe normally. If you are having problems thinking coherently, that means you are on your way to MVP status!

Love the shorts!

Always cherish the special moments with your bros. Never say no to more bro time.

A bundt cake with a white glaze

The perfect #valentine's day cake!

Do you own that outfit?

Hope this helps

Look at the joints. Those are Kingler's butt cheeks.

No thoughts, no clothes, no inhibitions. Exactly how I like my bros.

A man in a red wrestling singlet

A man in a black mesh and grey wrestling singlet

Who wants to get pinned?

Time to earn your Knots Badge

I'm gonna start billing you