Plain Simple Garak

Why's Jabba the Hut trapped inside his forehead?

At least half a dozen top Trump administration officials appear in the Jeffrey Epstein files The degree to which each individual was connected to Epstein varies significantly, from a single email to years of communications.

The President, two of his current Cabinet secretaries, his former strategist, his biggest donor, and his pending Fed Chair nominee are all in the files of a pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring, while the attorney general and a former Cabinet secretary let him get away with it.

Seems kinda bad?

"Odo learns more about what it means to be a Solid"

‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

As he's legally required to do..

Better than a fake "moderate" who then votes the same way this guy would.

Let them nominate their psychopaths who can't hide who they are.

Impact of two decades of humanitarian and development assistance and the projected mortality consequences of current defunding to 2030: retrospective evaluation and forecasting analysis ODA funding has played a decisive role in reducing preventable mortality across LMICs over the past two decades, and the abrupt withdrawal of this support threatens to cause millions of avoidable deat...

Horrific cost of DOGE cuts:

If current projected US foreign aid cuts remain in place, by 2030 "the projected excess deaths would be 9.4 million (95% UI 6.2–12.6) overall and 2.5 million (1.8–3.2) among children younger than 5 years."

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Dude is off his rocker.

Tell me how you're going to patrol tens of thousands of voting locations in 3144 nationwide counties "whether Congress approves it or not!"

This is designed to terrify people into not voting. Don't fall for it.

So he perjured himself. Neat. I'm sure there will be consequences...

"Don't Look Up" was overly self indulgent with ham-fisted delivery, and yet somehow it's to subtle for the actual times..

two men in star trek uniforms are standing next to each other . ALT: two men in star trek uniforms are standing next to each other .

Any chance this was something he used to do in class?

Yes, why go with the strategy that won in MI, NM, and MN.

Let's go with the one that managed to lose WI to Ron freaking Johnson fresh off of Jan6. At least you got Fetterman, right?

It's not enough that they're factually wrong.

They have to completely invalidate their own argument by claiming both that we're living in the worst fascism that could ever exist and that Republicans have always been fascists and current times are no different...

Makes you wonder what she did with tips from her hotline...

Maybe he meant humanity...

In which case.. 🤷‍♂️

So it's going to be worse than the entire country going out and buying a TiVo so they don't miss out on titties?

"The Internet!"

(With the enthusiasm and flair of shouting "The Aristocrats!".

Sacre Bleu Balls

Sacre Bleu Balls

I thought they were changing for "Uuuuu-sha".

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

a man says " it 's fine it 's all fine " ALT: a man says " it 's fine it 's all fine "

So long as the spin off is a Prequel solely centered on younger Ricken.

I've been partial to "woop" in the past, but I'll gladly spice things up with a "boing".

One of these people is a proud American. The other is a free loading fraud covering for an island of criminals and trash humans.

At least here when you report it there's a review and possible action.

Over there if you promote it they probably get their tweets promoted and a boost in profit sharing.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

My God, I wish someone in the audience would just start laughing hysterically and not be able to stop until they were removed.

Fuck.
Fuck cancer.