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ro / 20 something / any pronouns felix griefcut truther talk to me about sylvain's balls https://archiveofourown.org/users/semicryptid/works

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insanely correct takes all around here. sylvain and dorothea passing the flask back and forth under the table while felix and petra have a pissing contest about hot sauce

01.03.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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petra and felix’s trip to buffalo wild wings. is that anything

01.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#dimilix with trans Felix, excessive cum
I drew this for Felix’s birthday lol #nsfw #yaoi #bl

15.10.2023 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
post timeskip felix with his hand possessively against the cheek of dimitri, who is leaning into him.

post timeskip felix with his hand possessively against the cheek of dimitri, who is leaning into him.

slides one in before midnight yet again... for birthday boy felix hugo fraldarius #dimilix #2026dimilixweek

21.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜I’d Like The Crispy Chicken Sandwich’ First Truthful Thing Man Has Said In Weeks

β€˜I’d Like The Crispy Chicken Sandwich’ First Truthful Thing Man Has Said In Weeks

β€˜I’d Like The Crispy Chicken Sandwich’ First Truthful Thing Man Has Said In Weeks https://theonion.com/i-d-like-the-crispy-chicken-sandwich-first-truthful-t-1819579685/

27.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1097    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

the third (and final) chapter of don't follow, my fic for the @bluelionsbb.bsky.social, featuring art (including these pieces from the final chapter) by @princessesaphi.bsky.social is OUT !

archiveofourown.org/works/79225611

28.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THATS MY DOG!!! #pokemon

28.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of rowlet and browt form pokemon

Illustration of rowlet and browt form pokemon

Plant pals

27.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1970    πŸ” 710    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

meeeeeeee i have the whole summer off

28.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

neither of them are emoting in a way anyone else can see through but through a weird horseshoe effect they understand each other perfectly. and they have an agreement that claude gets to bully felix a little as long as felix gets to beat his ass on the training ground in front of everyone

27.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
youtube thumbnail of a video called Yogurt Male Affirmations | Unlock Your Power [ASMR]

youtube thumbnail of a video called Yogurt Male Affirmations | Unlock Your Power [ASMR]

sylvain, concerned about felix's gut flora in light of his all hot links diet: hey haha check out this link pretty cool and masculine i think

27.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that makes me feel so bad for lin ;-; felix genuinely is trying not to have friends and he still keeps finding them. linhardt is simply Not a social creature

i think i could see a world where felix cares very deeply about linhardt not having to kill so he has to do it himself

27.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dimilix are older and have figured out their shit. linclaude have had it figured out for ages. then claude actually spends time with felix and it turns out felix is funny as hell to someone who looooves to listen to people complain. claude wants the tea and felix is always mad about smth. gay sex

27.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

alliance defector linhardt and five years of front lines felix in enemy territory together. killing to survive. subsisting on beef jerky and autism

but rly the significant difference between their worldviews is that felix is faerghan and faerghans just be fighting by default. he’d be jealous of lin

27.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

alternative idea make it claudelix holding together a very weird straight line poly situation

27.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re so correct!! i feel very passionately that felix is a pacifist in theory but in practice he does very much have to kill people. and linhardt is so opposed to killing on a more personal level and this makes me wanna put them in the witnessing horrors together blender

27.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
artwork of edelgard von hresvelg and byleth eisner with an evil and intimidating horse. 

edelgard is riding the horse in her emperor armor with aymr strapped to her back. byleth is at the side, wearing dark knight armor with the adrestian eagle on a cloth accenting the armor set. byleth is carrying edelgard's shield on her back, and the sword of the creator is carried on her hip. in the distance are banners with the adrestian eagle. i am never drawing a horse ever again

artwork of edelgard von hresvelg and byleth eisner with an evil and intimidating horse. edelgard is riding the horse in her emperor armor with aymr strapped to her back. byleth is at the side, wearing dark knight armor with the adrestian eagle on a cloth accenting the armor set. byleth is carrying edelgard's shield on her back, and the sword of the creator is carried on her hip. in the distance are banners with the adrestian eagle. i am never drawing a horse ever again

awesome lesbian couple and evil and intimidating horse

[ #rsk_art #fe3h #edeleth ]

20.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2116    πŸ” 756    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 3

you have received a moonlord blessing this is beautiful

27.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

neither of them care what anyone else is interested in ever. they understand each other in that way. felix trusts linhardt because he is a predictable neutral force in felix’s life. the brother in law type shit they’d have going on is crazy. i bet they’d lowkey be great roommates

27.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this thing is growing up to be a bipedal bara daddy with a huge curly beard and a fighting subtype and I hate it

27.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

i think a funny take on it could be dimitri and claude being good friends after the war and linhardt rage baiting felix

27.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cancelling trans people's driving licences in Kansas because some people insist gender is fixed at birth, and cancelling a Tennessee woman's sterilisation op because someone decided her fertility is 'sacred', is setting up precedents to justify anyone's opinion overruling everyone's human rights.

26.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

i do think dimitri's ass was methodically constructed here

26.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's like "hm. weird. maybe ur like reincarnated lol"

26.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reposting!

26.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they are both the cutest ppl in the world so ppl can’t even be mad when they do this. because theyre cutie pies

25.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of Juan from my comic Pain Killer πŸ’‹πŸ’• He stands over a pile of skulls, holding a lance behind him and wearing fantasy armor with bat wings against a red sky.

An illustration of Juan from my comic Pain Killer πŸ’‹πŸ’• He stands over a pile of skulls, holding a lance behind him and wearing fantasy armor with bat wings against a red sky.

Dark Angel Armor Juan

24.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3245    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 4
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i like dimidue because they’re capable of having normal conversations but also frequently talk like this with each other

24.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

well if it does happen you can just tag me and i’ll bark at them like a dog if you want :)

25.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0