Maxine Breuer

Oh, golly, we should be so lucky.

Oh, I want to watch that.

The only thing I expect from them is daily embarrassment to this nation.

Oh, my Lord. This woman serves in congress. I just can't wrap my head around it.

I've given up trying to figure out what (if anything) he actually knows.

My Chihuahua would have terrified it to death with her high decibel barking.

Blackburn: Don't get me wrong, we love the cruelty. Just not in our backyard.

At the rate he lies, you'd be passed out cold on the couch before he got half way through the speech.

I'd be more entertained watching my toenails grow.

‘Reimagining matter’: Nobel laureate invents machine that harvests water from dry air Omar Yaghi’s invention uses ambient thermal energy and can generate up to 1,000 litres of clean water every day

This is amazing and hopeful news.
‘Reimagining matter’: Nobel laureate invents machine that harvests water from dry air www.theguardian.com/environment/...

His nickname in the White House during Trump 1.0 was The Slim Reaper.

When is he gonna rename the building the Ministry of Truth?

Amateur hour.

Even the cows would want to scrape him off the bottom of their hooves.

As low as my expectations of him were, they were still too high. Worst cabinet secretary I can recall in my lifetime.

Let's talk about something that actually matters to the American public? As you wish, Ms. Leavitt. How about those Epstein files?

Of course, because they can't let actual data get in the way of their deeply ingrained ideology.

Well, he does lie. And he's not really up to speed on real history. So both things can be true.

This is most assuredly NOT the career advice he's giving his own grandchildren.

That's the only explanation for something this hilariously imaginative.

Well, Todd. We the people are NOT done with the Epstein files.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Who knew those files could end up serving as an employment agency?

Correct. He has been sent back to his former assignment in California.

Thank you. We needed that.

Agreed. Carney proved that he's the man for this moment. Even when some staffer writes for DJT, he can't stop himself from going off-script. We all know he can't write. His tweets prove that.

Well, that explains the rambling incoherence.

Toddlers everywhere are feeling insulted by this comparison!

Sounds like a plan to me!