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Chloe Kelly causing palpitations all across the BBC by dropping the F-bomb live on national daytime TV…what a girl 😄

#NUFC playing Glad All Over, #CPFC's song, after the full-time whistle. Not sure that's necessary...

#NEWCRY

No wonder Newcastle were desperate to sign Guehi. He bloody loves them.

Leicester losing means (officially) that #bhafc are staying up, folks. Get the party started! 🎉 🥂

As an England fan, I am definitely not happy with Burn’s call up. He’s so average.

Simon Hooper, he’s one of your own 🎶 #bhafc

That squad is almost enough to make me want Southgate back. Imagine being almost any defender in the Premier League and realising 32 year old Dan Burn has been picked ahead of you 😳

Horrific.

Bloody hell. I’m agreeing with an Everton fan.

Add Henderson to the “should be nowhere near an England squad” conversation.

That, Fulham, is for every crappy, spawny, undeserved point you’ve scammed off us in the Premier League era, and quite frankly it couldn’t be funnier #bhafc

It’s not unreasonable to think Dave Coaches might do a better job as US President.

In a world full of Elon Musks,

Be a Dolly Parton. 💙

Siri: define “celebrating prematurely”

5am alarm. Six hour+ drive to Newcastle, and still two more hours till I get home. That late but deserved Albion winner has made every single second worthwhile 🤩 #bhafc

Now we can all breathe again, let’s talk about Minteh winning the ball in our box, absolutely skying his clearance, then going for the bicycle kick with his second attempt, and accidentally booting it out for a corner 😄 #bhafc

Stars tonight for me:

-JPVH
-Webster
-Gomez
-Bart

#bhafc

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Me, trying to get to and from Southampton today (thank you Network Rail).

Not for long #BHAFC

Just learned that Adam Lallana will miss today’s game through injury and I for one am SHOCKED.

Veltman the Penguin when challenged by Enzo Fernandez in the Drusillas penalty area 😍:

I heard De Zerbi got in a penguiny huff because the keepers wouldn’t feed him Scottish smoked salmon and is now living at a Sea Life Centre in the south of France.

My house panther.

It could be, couldn’t it? I noticed earlier that Saints are just one win from passing That Derby Points Total.

The inevitability feels almost crushing.

Two wins over a mediocre Chelsea side and I’m making plans to do Newcastle away.

I know how this ends, end yet…and yet…

I preferred it when he was talking about Taylor Swift, tbh.

Bit surprised Chelsea didn’t play Nkunku tonight, what with their lack of strikers.
#bhafc

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Roses are 🌹
Violets are blue
Let’s laugh at Chelsea
Two wins out of two
#bhafc

Did you transport yourself back to 2021 (using your Apple Watch with the Nanopatticle app) to find the tweet?

I hope you haven’t brought any of that darned virus back with you.

One for the kids 😄

Lads, that's Millwall. You've used a picture of Millwall. #pafc

I was expecting a picture of Princess Diana: I mean, at least they got “football” in there.