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Woke Lefty driving instructor, living in South Cheshire, Stoke City, St Pauli, Venezia FC, 49ers, Ole Miss. I have an ASD diagnosis, stroke survivor. He/Him I block god botherers & any one right of centre

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Man City 115 charges: Expert claims '40-60pt deduction' if club found guilty Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire

Man City 115 charges update as expert claims '40-60 point deduction' if found guilty

Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire

25.02.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fulham are more jellied eels than Caviar, their fanbase came from the west London housing estates that barely exist these days, who moved out in to the suburbs these days

11.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody who thinks we should be changing the manager can get fucked #scfc

11.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From The Talent Hunter on X

A β€˜big six’ Premier League club is currently monitoring 17 year-old #Notts County defender Alfie Rice.πŸ‘€πŸ”

Alongside this club, Wrexham, Stoke City, Blackburn Rovers and Salford City are all showing interest in signing Rice, with Stoke said to be the current frontrunners

05.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cross the Atlantic at your peril, Musk ya fascist fuck!

'No liberal lefty cunt
Is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain't the way'

#BobVylan
#USA
#Fascism

23.01.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Intolerant Left meme

Intolerant Left meme

Karl Popper the paradox of tolerance meme

Karl Popper the paradox of tolerance meme

I'm not a pacifist
I'm smashing fists at every single racist prick I meet
I'm not having it
There's no kumbaya to be found 'round here, no groovy beat No liberal lefty cunt is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain't the wayIf you wanna hold hands and sing
Go do it over there while the big boys play, okay

04.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neither have I, I’ve looked briefly but not posted in over a decade

03.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The oatcake is a joke these days

03.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good player, when he can be arsed, I presume he’s ran out of people in Prestbury to con he’s a professional footballer, and thought he’d try West London.

02.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Initial outlay best be more than Β£500k ffs, I’ve seen Β£3.2m quoted elsewhere

02.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At 18/19 he’ll go into their development squad, he’s grown massively and is converting to a CB.

02.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What da fuck !

02.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has this happened?

02.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So are we signing both wingers then ? #scfc #stokecity

02.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop slagging off my team you utter πŸ””πŸ”š

02.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image uploaded from tweet

Image uploaded from tweet

Image uploaded from tweet

Image uploaded from tweet

πŸš¨πŸ”΄βšͺ️ EXCL: Stoke City agree deal to sign Ato Ampah from Chelsea on permanent move. #SCFC booked medical today as Ampah will join soon with Chelsea keeping heavy sell-on clause. Transfer fee can be up to Β£3m package.

02.02.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope so

02.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great news if true

30.01.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought the cut off was noon

23.01.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bournemouth couldn’t afford Sorba Thomas

21.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text conversation

Text conversation

Stoke team today

Stoke team today

Seems our new keeper may have had an RTC, no matter what #radiostoke are saying #scfc

21.01.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My grounds screenshot

My grounds screenshot

20.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an app called MyGrounds to track them on πŸ˜‚

20.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robins has said ligament damage and may be back this season in latest interview

20.01.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re a good laugh, and free coach travel makes them affordable for most. I’m now at 92 grounds visited, but only 60 of the current 92

20.01.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer is go on the coach

20.01.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Vardy drinks too many energy drinks

Vardy drinks too many energy drinks

@garylineker.bsky.social if you know how to contact #vardy, please tell him this is not healthy. Energy drinks were a huge contributing factor in my stroke, they should have health warning on them like tobacco, if he keeps this up he’ll end up in an early grave.

20.01.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robins said on radio Stoke it’s a broken ankle or leg

18.01.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Norwich V Stoke city
#ncfc v #scfc any danger of it being called off

04.01.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Pretty sure the roof wasn’t tarpaulin, almost certain it was corrugated steel

03.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0