Who shaved my cat?
02.03.2026 00:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who shaved my cat?
02.03.2026 00:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How deep is it?
01.01.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Burning the coal I got because I've been Illuminati πΊ
01.01.2026 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fan a fire and it'll keep you warm.
01.01.2026 00:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sometimes I think this is all just a dream and I should wake up.
Now that I have met you, I know it is a dream.
We all have to wake up eventually,
but I enjoy my time dreaming with you.
Gachu twin
14.12.2025 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Walking around tampa, you find a lot of free car parts. I look at them like the blood puddles in dark souls.
14.12.2025 15:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I got that caterpillar type shit
11.12.2025 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mfrs buy pelotons to do what I do
07.12.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I get my tracks from the bass pro shop
04.12.2025 20:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Reality isn't what we perceive,
It is the perception of the many.
The many come together and collaborate,
To build this wonder.
I think I could take a strapped pasifist
12.11.2025 08:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was going to pack my bag,
But then I got high.
By the laws if probably,
There's a small chance,
When you open your dryer,
Your clothes will already be folded.
I think those chances go up if you adjust your definition of folded.
I wish big brother would stop watching me and senpai would notice me
05.11.2025 19:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π΅ Baby lock the door and turn the lights down lowπ΅
28.10.2025 03:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm afraid to ask.
23.10.2025 06:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0meow...
22.10.2025 22:40 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0Meow :3
23.10.2025 05:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I don't like to get political on my bsky,
But I have to say this:
I just ate a left twix,
and it was straight bussin'.
Meow into the void,
and, soon enough,
it will meow back.
Meow!
Toasty π₯
12.10.2025 03:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn it Sierra
11.10.2025 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I appreciate your condolences. My name isn't even Danny.
27.09.2025 05:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im thinking red
25.09.2025 21:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I cleaned my pipes. Now they stopped singing "Danny Boy"
25.09.2025 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0