Joon

Lick cunts
Not boots

'Death Stranding, but Norman Reedus is a horse in 13th-century Mongolia' is the pitch for this demo with the most detailed steed mechanics I've ever seen Be right back taking a quick course on horse genetics.

"This is a game clearly made by absolute horse sickos" paging @worstpossible.world

www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/de...

He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now

The key to my cooking is that it's done with love. And by love, I mean a ton of garlic and onion.

The existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a third, Hollandest Tom.

But also no.

I’m in Spain but the S is silent

A medieval painting of a scaly demon carrying Jesus who is making an OPE AND I face, like he is very surprised

C'mon Jesus we got posting to do

Russian MoD video with a partially deflated decoy aircraft in the background. Like a dog receiving a bollocking its tail is tucked away out of sight and its nose is down.

"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."

remember, you can never fully delete the things you say on here, be careful. your actions leave an indelible ripple on the space-time continuum. remain completely still. renounce any temptation you might have to say or do a thing, act in any way another might perceive. try not to have been born

I mixed this up with Sade and I've just spent a pretty confused half hour listening to the new album

a wooden cut sign on the wall of a fast food restaurant that just says “it’s finger

kfc: it’s finger

When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.

Beneath the Howl of Hunger “And though the world may have looked away, let this much be remembered: we named the hunger. We bore it. We endured. Let that remain.” – Alaa Alqaisi

"There is no end to the horror, no fade to black. The children here continue to age without ever growing up. The elderly speak of bread the way others speak of lost lovers."

—Alaa Alqaisi for @arablit.bsky.social

Read: arablit.org/2025/07/21/b...

A Tour of transition Tadej Pogačar will likely reign over the Tour de France for a long time. But not forever.

I wrote about what’s been an interesting and often touching Tour de France escapecollective.com/a-tour-of-tr...

There have been several occasions where I was called a zionist CIA operative for saying "do not watch extremely graphic war crimes, especially with audio, you are not a better person than anyone for subjecting yourself to psychological trauma"

Competitive eating never really interested me because all the food is basically easy to eat.

It would be more interesting if like, each person was given a box full of coconuts or durian or a billionaire and had to use just their bare hands and raw strength to eat as much as possible.

Start a band called Weezest and just cover Weezer songs but better.

A meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the top panel, one man labeled "literally every company" hands a plate labeled "AI" to a man labeled "me." In the bottom panel, the man labeled "me" nonchalantly tosses the plate down the hallway, discarding it with casual disdain while the first man watches.

Time to post it again.

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

just because he's left the government it doesn't mean he's left the chat tbh

It drives me insane that people seem to think AI is going to "solve" problems everyone knows the solution to, but lacks the political will to carry out. Traffic? Build public transit. Climate change? Get off fossil fuels.

My out of office message just says "Chasing Waterfalls"

Friday, Friday, you gotta get down

on Friday

My bouche is not amused

I'm a simple man, with simple needs. I only want two things from life: a mountain of gold and jewels to call my very own, and a local population so credulous that they believe that I deserve it

You accept the far right’s entirely false premise that immigrants increase crime, that the housing crisis is due to migrants rather than your own bad policies, or that foreigners are swamping the health service, rather than holding it up with their bare hands in the face of your own drastic underfunding of the system. And you become less popular. You, the sensible moderate, continue to slide in the polls against the very parties whose policies you were trying to steal. A sizeable number of your own base are appalled, and you have failed to impress a single racist. Because everywhere, from France to Germany to the Netherlands to the UK, as with Fanta and its supermarket imitators, it turns out people prefer the original to the copy.

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You had me at free corn

[totally normal guy trying to kill birds with stones] "Greg, holy shit you won't believe what happened."