Kaye D. Kat 🏳️‍⚧️

ez AOTY

Getting to a really weird point where I don’t know what to do with social media anymore so I end up just doomscrolling worse than I ever have in my life. I can recognize how bad this is for my brain. Is it time to let it go?

Figured I’d ask the social platform I’m least active on

if you waited another couple weeks I could have given it to you, boooooo

Shuffle brought up mememe by 100 gecs and it reminded me of that one nye where @johannbaka.bsky.social and I were extremely fucked up at leo and erin’s and were screaming it in their living room

goated wood

sweet lordt I love Alani Nu™️ energy drinks this has to be what being on adderall feels like

yeah that’s basically the conclusion we came to. Sucks you have to even consider it 🙃🙃🙃 but heck yeah dude I will cement that into my brain ❤️

just had this convo with my partner recently about whether or not to do it, but I do love it’s an option. also! I somehow missed that you are nb? that’s so cool for you 🥹

kim seungmin I don’t like you

Squid game S3 E2 broke me in ways I didn’t think were possible

can someone tell me why I went to see primus in 2025 and didn’t hear any of the following: too many puppies, John the fisherman, Tommy the cat, lacquer head, blue collar tweakers, wynona, southbound pachyderm, or Mr krinkle

I should be an uncle tomorrow and I’m STOKED

look everyone it’s my wife and my wife’s boyfriend

birthday in 6 days

can confirm, one of the best period dramas ever imo

Happy pride I like girls and dudes and theys and also im not a man or a woman but a secret third option

River Rouge (the bat)

AI this, AI that

Ay, I think you guys should realize how many fucking resources that shit takes up for things you could fucking Google and take three extra seconds to think about instead of asking your little app how to do math

tell them uncle kyle loves them

ARE THEY YOUR BABIES

im fucking SORRY?????????

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“I am in my own nightmare blunt rotation” is a phrase I said out loud

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

Me: has a pin w my pronouns on my nametag, which also displays my pronouns

Customer: tries to make a “what if I identify as xyz” joke when I “assume” that he’s not his wife

having a lot LOT of gender feelings lately and really wish I knew what to do with all this

it was a bad time I didn’t realize it till after we’d left

I’m so mad I forgot to take pics of the turnstiles in Chicago for you