Adrian Whapcaplett

Merci beaucoup!

Eh??

I've been paid to do stand up comedy.

Yep, I'm getting an inkling

Im beginning to suspect there might be a different reason than we've been given as the cause of this war.

At this point every local newscast could just be a brief email.

Maternal: aeronautical engineer
Paternal: ww11 pilot, paper goods salesman

Have you ever just been completely Rökking the FÜCK out, and realized your earphone weren't even at full blast?

There was MOAR RÖCKING TO BE HAD!!!!!!!

This is terrible. And it's needs to be understood that the food situation is just how it is in detention centers. It's that way for everyone, US Citizens or not. Fresh fruit and vegetables are expensive, processed junk is not.

On a personal note, my wordle streak reached 100 yesterday.

Im not a brain genius, but if I'm a ny court, im ignoring the heck outta this.
I'd go full Andrew Johnson "John Roberts has made his decision, now let him enforce it."

Do they not have a paralegal read over their pleadings before they file?

I totally believe Marco Rubio when he says that Iran was going to imminently attack us, based on nothing more than how quickly he speaks when he says it.

This is who runs this account

Can bibi and 🍊 be cellies at adx Florence ?

We're doing the crusades again?

Evergreen

Sweet. Another RHD who can't really play on his off side. Exactly what the oilers need another one of.

I figure they're all only talking to 🍊.

He's notoriously stupid so they're meeting him at his level. The rest of the country are of no import to them.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Please god just put him out of our misery

VERY Drunk Pete writes them, for only Kinda Drunk Pete to deliver.

Then Angry Drunk Pete handles the Q&A

Dear Transphobes,
At this point I assume that your hate is how you mask your guilt for all those hours spent gooning to trans porn.

Calvin Johnson wants so badly to suck some girl cock

@scoremywordle.bsky.social

Wordle 1,717 2/6

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Something going on in iran?

There is something fundamentally unserious about a world leader who takes time out from illegally decapitating the Iranian regime, to walk a few steps down the hall to attend a political fund raiser.

I get it

When did we start doing banners? I feel like this timeline is being directed by Leni Reifenstahl.

But if she were stupid, and utterly lacking in talent and vision.