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Dolfy Hitler

@hrphitler.bsky.social

I'm the Führer of the United Reich. I'm not a poor old man. Still looking for Berlin. I hate Fegelein. (This is a HRP Downfall Parodies account.)

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Latest posts by hrphitler.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hitler phones Trump
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler phones Trump

Phone calls with Trump are always crazy. I can't believe his rambles about tariffs and magnets.

14.11.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler looks and reacts to random pictures LXX
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler looks and reacts to random pictures LXX

I've been looking at more random pictures.

14.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Soviet Maids and Obesity Army crisis: Episode VII
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies The Soviet Maids and Obesity Army crisis: Episode VII

These Soviet Maids and the Obesity Army must be defeated.

14.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Assassination of Hitler: Episode VIII
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies The Assassination of Hitler: Episode VIII

The time has come for my Reich to end.

07.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler and HRP's Patron/Members Army LXII
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler and HRP's Patron/Members Army LXII

These HRP supporters are an endless menace.

07.11.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler’s YT Short phone call #downfallparodies
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler’s YT Short phone call #downfallparodies

I hate being my videos being edited to be YT Shorts.

07.11.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed that GTA VI has been delayed until November 19, 2026
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed that GTA VI has been delayed until November 19, 2026

I can't believe GTA VI has been delayed again.

06.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed the Democrats have won the 2025 elections
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed the Democrats have won the 2025 elections

It's a year since Trump won the election and he's already back to losing.

05.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler reacts to Football Manager 26
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler reacts to Football Manager 26

Football Manager 26's UI is infühuriating me.

05.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler's Halloween Nightmare
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler's Halloween Nightmare

This Halloween has been a complete nightmare.

31.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler and the trick-or-treating disaster
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler and the trick-or-treating disaster

All I wanted to do was give candy to children.

31.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed Prince Andrew has been stripped of his "prince" title
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed Prince Andrew has been stripped of his "prince" title

More people need to be punished.

31.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Assassination of Hitler: Episode VII
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies The Assassination of Hitler: Episode VII

My Reich is doomed.

30.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Hitler encounters Burgdorf, Krebs, Goebbels and Grawitz in the Great Beyond
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler encounters Burgdorf, Krebs, Goebbels and Grawitz in the Great Beyond

I can't believe these fools all died.

30.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler vs. HUNTR/X: Episode II
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler vs. HUNTR/X: Episode II

HUNTR/X will be defeated.

30.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler’s IT support helpline
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler’s IT support helpline

I wasted so much time dealing with so many stupid computer issues.

24.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler vs. HUNTR/X
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler vs. HUNTR/X

I will defeat HUNTR/X.

24.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed the East Wing of the White House has been demolished
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed the East Wing of the White House has been demolished

Trump will have a bigger ballroom than I have in the Reichstag.

24.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed that Günsche has turned his back on him
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed that Günsche has turned his back on him

Damn that giant for turning his back on me.

23.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Assassination of Hitler: Episode VI
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies The Assassination of Hitler: Episode VI

Now they are all dying.

23.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler gets interrupted by OIIA OIIA (Spinning Cat)
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler gets interrupted by OIIA OIIA (Spinning Cat)

Yet again another cat has been interrupting me.

17.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler plans to stop being a YT Short #downfallparodies
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler plans to stop being a YT Short #downfallparodies

I hate being in a YT Short.

17.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed about HRP Patron: Francisco Franco
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed about HRP Patron: Francisco Franco

Franco will pay for this.

17.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Assassination of Hitler: Episode V
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies The Assassination of Hitler: Episode V

My Reich has been ruined by those fools.

16.10.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is in the Great Beyond
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is in the Great Beyond

Even in death I still have to rant and suffer.

16.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed Microsoft has ended support for Windows 10
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed Microsoft has ended support for Windows 10

I will downgrade to Windows 1945.

14.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler looks and reacts to random pictures LXIX
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler looks and reacts to random pictures LXIX

I've been looking at more random pictures.

10.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler's peace plan
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler's peace plan

I think I have a good peace plan.

10.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hitler is informed about HRP Patron: Gretl Braun
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies Hitler is informed about HRP Patron: Gretl Braun

I can't believe my wife's sister is now supporting HRP.

10.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Assassination of Hitler: Episode IV
YouTube video by Hitler Rants Parodies The Assassination of Hitler: Episode IV

I'm still dead and things are just getting worse for my poor Reich.

09.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0