✨BELLY RUBBLE✨

She sucked btw. I was gluing my nails back on in the bathroom at graduation.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that it isn’t racism, it’s just “anti-DEI”.

Call your mom today because I can’t. 🥺😔💐

1 year of #NotLikeUs wouldn’t be complete without this…

Granted, my event was🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 so I can understand the upset.

4. If you weren’t there, OH FUCKING WELL. Don’t blow my high because you in your feelings. THIS EVENT WAS NOT ABOUT YOU.

3. You absolutely cannot be upset with me and posting you have no money the same day. You were not coming, and you for damn sure wasn’t coming empty handed just to eat/drink.

2. If your contact info is not the same, and we follow each other on ALL social media, and you see me talking about an event, why not inquire BEFORE said event?

1. If I didn’t invite you, you weren’t invited. Period.

So why do people have to express upset about not receiving/being invited to something after the fact? This weekend was about no one other than myself.

Solving my problems with booze >>>

Today was overwhelming in so many ways. But I fucking graduated.

I hate when people sense of humor be horrible, like why are you laughing so hard at desi banks???

Woke up, read one message, and now my anxiety is on 100. I hate this shit.

Pray for me. I’m going to a new nail tech the day before graduation. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Bruh 😂😂😂

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nigerian men, carribbean men, black american men from the south... they are all beautiful. you just have to realize that they are the same man with varying levels of foreskin. whether you eat stew fish, salt fish, or catfish, the enemy made them in the same kitchen. amen? tread lightly.

Randomly listening to Coldplay

TGIF 😈

That state of cognitive dissonance where you really don’t want to see your own country suffer because you will suffer too, but you also want the bitchass leaders in charge to pay for their stupidity and you want other countries to stand up for themselves.

🙃

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Because when I bust you in the back of the head, then what?

One thing I can’t stand is a driver who don’t follow directions or listen.

Imagine already being fed up with the fishing trip and the damn fish want you gone too 💀💀💀💀

Making sandwiches nshit. LIKE HEATHENS.

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Y’all really be eating pickles, like straight out the jar

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Me: stop staring at me.
Him: why would I do that?

Sir. Just take the coochie, damn!

A coke habit in a recession seems crazy to me, but who am I to judge?

if you’re ever feeling unsexy just remember that there is someone out there mad that they can’t fuck you no more. you are coveted, wanted & loved my dear. be blessed.

Literally get em to take a couple pics. Alright, tired of this shit touching me.

This might be the shortest tenure of knotless braids I ever had.