Mollie Goodfellow

A white long-haired cat sitting proudly in a litterbox that looks like a space shuttle.

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

Is it time for me to give it all up and go to law school

screencap of beatles documentary, paul asks the boys if they can try his new song about having a wonderful Christmastime, they all say fuck no and he thinks "I need to break up the Beatles"

true story

If you read further this person is actually didn’t specify gender in their findings (they also reference short men) that was done by the newspaper in question. My comments were a hyperbolic joke. I fear this is not that deep.

pls don’t do this?

Obviously the Mail headline frames this in the worst way possible. The Lancet article just suggests restaurants offer two portion sizes so people who don’t require so many calories (inc women) don’t have to pay for a massive meal they don’t need.

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

I regret to inform you I have eaten a slice of bread and butter and now no longer care about this xxxx

I don’t disagree! But that’s not what the Obesity Tsar is saying!

Single sex menus

Decision in the Sandie Peggie case.

She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...

Wallace would create a Gromit Bot that would attempt to kill Wallace and then turn the gun on himself (Gromit)

If only there were a cautionary tale about being too eager to accept the apparent time-saving capabilities of new technology.

Or in the case of David, a secretchord

I KNEW it

I think about this post constantly

If I’ve learned anything from the movies it’s that men are always pouring themselves a little bit of Scotch and knocking it back when they’re stressed

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems

!!!! Very much so x

Whenever I get a warning message for my car I’m just like….give it to me in English doc

It’s called Holly!

Same!

I'm listening to a Stephen King audiobook and a student has an old lady as a poetry mentor and the student just found out she's been long listed for a prize and the old woman asks her assistant to get a "can of Fosters lager" from the fridge to celebrate with and I feel like I'm losing my mind

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

Incredible

I adore when people on the internet talk to you like you were born that very morning, like something you’ve said is your first thought ‘pon this earth

I can’t read

It would be an American and it would trigger WW3

If Father Christmas was real do you think there would have been assassination attempts on his life