francis wolf

this is the fair compromise. he can have the peace prize but only for doing the covid vaccine

trying to get my 10th grade english class of inner city gang members and dangerous loners to care about the world series by explaining that the dodgers are like kendrick lamar and the blue jays are drake. i’m immediately pelted with rocks and slip into a permanent coma

the 15 year olds of the country should consider leaking their racist group chats

you don’t need to bring your dog to the grocery store

i remember having the same thought when i first saw the got milk commercials

you don’t need to bring your dog to the grocery store

shut the fuck up

do women like men who buy their pants at home depot?

i see people doing it pretty frequently but can’t say how well it works

again, what is driving them insane is that winning 49.5% of the vote in a close election has not granted them total dominion over american life and culture. the idea that life might go on more or less as before. that we might enjoy a bite to eat and ball our special someone tonight offends fhem

found a guy

all three million of those followers have killed themselves

women don’t like the vehicle

azealia banks met the average israeli

this is making me nervous about my john bolton costume for the no kings protest

is there a song better than the grateful dead’s st. stephen?

probably. there are a lot of songs and i haven’t heard them all but st. stephen is a really good one

beautiful editor’s note

i got a glock in my rari

ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster

i see the VP's full on backing of the hitlerite group chat as showing the GOP understands that their power in large part flows from their unified front. meanwhile the democrats continue to attack their left and progressive members. not a surprise the GOP keeps running circles around them

you know what would be really funny

it’s going to have a ticker on the screen that goes up every time someone says the word retard

she just yelled at me for not petting her

i just smashed that subscribe button

everything’s computer

accidentally sent a slow motion nut video to the work group chat 😖

twitter sucks. maybe i should hang out here more

suck my dick, loser

it’s so easy to make people mad here i love it