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Looking at dicks while stopped in traffic bc fools can’t drive in the snow.

01.12.2025 19:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna finish building this dresser instead of cranking hog 😩

25.11.2025 20:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shoooot thank ye!

24.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The hand feel of this wine glass is god tier

24.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Pizza rolls, wine and Potomac tonight. Work week got me needing a hard reset and it’s Monday 😩

24.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bara version of a 2012 girl boss meme

goodnight boys!

24.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 42 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

The aur naur taking me out

11.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk what she’s saying but it sure is pretty

07.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does the monochrome tag ruffle my feathers but the fat cock tag does not?

03.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥰

27.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 249 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0

Overwatch? 👉👈

21.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And I have faith you’ll achieve this goal

21.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I manifested this shiiiiit 🤪💗

21.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Everyone enjoying the 57 degree weather with the screen door open

20.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay but you gotta try the strawberry dreams zero and it comes in big or little

11.10.2025 15:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Last night in the dungeon, moving day is tomorrow 🤪

09.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

RIIIIP I WAS EXCITED

08.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omggggg two of my fav boys are each others boys ahhhahhdjdjsjajksks JAMANTHA 💗💗💗 I so happy for youuuuuu

08.10.2025 12:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Painting with babe

04.10.2025 02:47 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same, girl. Same.

02.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

04.09.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a regional visit at work today and they basically said my pussy is popping severely 😇

04.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We still alive btw

02.09.2025 22:59 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

GOOFY ASS

26.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d say bc I’m usually kind and got a palatable donger

20.08.2025 22:20 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Saw Weapons with a cutie and when we were going back to their place I started running towards their apt weapons style and their neighbor was walking in and stopped dead in the their tracks I imagine petrified that a giant man was running towards them in the dark. I felt so bad but it was funny

20.08.2025 22:14 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

We love a fall flavor

19.08.2025 14:47 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello my ragtime, summertime gyatt

15.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Cuuuuuute

08.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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