★ 𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙊!! 𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙊!! 𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙊!! ★

// itto is ocean water and gravel and sweat (delicious) and like… rope. and wood. and ramen bc he spilled it on himself. xali would taste like if u licked a window that’s warm from the sun or when u eat smth that’s way too hot and it burns the roof of ur mouth and it feels weird all day

// ofc I’ll defend these mfs with my fuckign life . they’re my obnoxious little babies and i love them so dearly. like babes we can be annoying together dw. nobody TOUCH me I’m emotional abt my bastards

// like girl ofc i love itto i got told to stop talking so loud constantly and considered a liability and never allowed in Important Situations. ofc i love sampo i got kicked out of like six group chats in hs for talking too much and have never been taken seriously in my whole life

// me when a character is considered ‘annoying’ or ‘hated’ and my socially inept ass latches onto them bc That’s My Me

Sniff.
Mornin’.

(Half asleep. Has been dragged into the waking world against his will.)

M’supposed’a… Uh… Mmmm… What was I doin’? Mmph… Wanna go back t’bed…

Can’t sleep so I’m gonna climb trees. If you hear loud noises it’s fine! It’s part of the process!

// r those on the new ghost album

// rock can’t eated .???

a cartoon character that looks like a rock with a very angry face ALT: a cartoon character that looks like a rock with a very angry face

// dis u

// gonna need yall to use smaller words my brain ain’t fit for this kind of exertion

GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGG ALL THE NATIONS EVERYWHERE!!!!! I’m practicing yelling REALLY LOUD so everyone can hear me even in, like… Mondstadt.

HEYYYY KNIGHTS GUYS!!!! GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGG!!!!!!

Okay, limbo is a STUPID game and it’s totally rigged.

grows significantly, like hydraulic coils expanding. “That’s BURNIN’ HOT ONI POWER, BABY! You wanna touch? You can. Just don’t fall in love, now!”

… What was he talking about again? Eh. Who cares.

Listen, listen, no, listen! There’s BIOLOGY behind it, mmkay—“

His finger? Once again in Neuvilette’s face. His voice? So very loud. His biology knowledge? Eh… Questionable.

“Our muscles don’t get BIG, they get DENSE. So they make a lotta heat. See this?” He flexes an arm— the muscle +

“No, no, you totally don’t get it, dude…”
SCOFFING, like he’s obviously the smartest person in the vicinity.
“I don’t want no fancy boo-tink or whatever. What, you wanna hire some weird fashion hitman… Hitlady, whatever, to put me in a dress? Not happening! I’m an ONI, brotha! +

To catch the beetle, you must become the beetle. Yes.

Oh, yeah, and good morning other nations too! ‘Cept Fontaine. That place SUCKS.

GOOOOOD MORNING INAZUMA!!!

a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth ALT: a man with a watch on his wrist is covering his mouth

// FUCKS SAKE

He has the vague and ominous sense of having screwed up but as one of the Arataki gang’s many mottos says… Go big or go home.

“Well, PAH! I ain’t scared of centipedes! Or judges! And, hey, what if I got overheated and DİED? Then YOU would go to jail for MŪRDER! So, you better watch it!”

……. Staaaaaare.

“… I clocked outta that around the word, uh, centipede or whatever— Yadda, yadda, more importantly—“

ACCUSATORY finger pointing. Way too close to Neuvilette’s face. Voice way too loud for the proximity.

“YOU’RE THE OLD STUFFY JUDGE GUY? But you don’t even look… STUFFY!”
+

“Uh, who /cares/?”
Idiot. IDIOT.
“Some lame old stuffy judge person is DEFINITELY not gonna tell me what to do either! The slammer ain’t new to me, y’know! I’m hardcore! Back in Inazuma, I used to get myself cuffed just for the free food! Ha!”

HANDS ON HIPS. INDIGNANT.

“Uh, ‘SCUSE me, this VIEW is a GIFT to the people, from me!” Gesturing to… All of himself, in general. “You’re really gonna tell me to cover up FINE ART?”

HUFF.

“Raiden Shogun can’t tell me what to do, how come you think YOU can, huh? HUH?”

Puh-lease, that’s like… Waaaaaay low on the list of things the Shogunate’s mad at me about.

Us oni run hot, my dude! Ventilation is key! And it’s not a bad view either, eh? Ehhh???

Everyone keeps sayin’ it’s hot and stuff… Why don’t you guys just go shirtless? It works for me! Gotta let it all breathe, man!

‘Magical girl’..?

… But all girls are magical. I don’t get it.

// oh jeez exposing my cringe

food: steak ‘n fries 😎

season: fall obviously my bday is in octobr!!!

drink: sugar free monster bc i’m responsibly insane

color: RED!!! also bright orange!! and neon blue!! and sakura pink specifically!!!!

anime: bsd LOL. shugo chara too….

// going thru my screenshots and having a giggle

SAME HAIR!!!! :D