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screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4" username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"

hmm this Art. it speaks to me

please please please

crossing all crossables

i only semi-seriously believe that peacemaker season 2 opener spoiled the earth-2 reveal with the dance sequence, but STILL, it's hard to unsee it* when u see it!! @jamesgunn.bsky.social what is the tea.

*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch

been home sick all day, so took a shower early, popped on a clay mask, and listened to some audiobooks, and fully jump-scared the poor delivery driver when I opened the door. reverse trick or treat I guess!!

the x-files one makes me happy tho (it still gotta go)

spotted friggin pickle rick FIRST, & I’m so glad I asked to see the whole thing from the case, bcs it’s an INCREDIBLE vintage georges marciano denim jacket for like $35!!

pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!

it makes me want to introduce them to a fandom, and the concept of whump. that behavior is more than welcome here!!! but less so over brunch!! about real people!!

dry granola bar??? you've atoned enough!!! crossing fingers for an easy fast 4 u.

i came to this realization as I was suckin' up the last of my fluids watching that pulsating orb sink below the horizon

this is bullying!!!

that moment right after sundown when you realize you DEFINITELY didn't have enough water before yom kippur

Shivers

mortifying that the best cardio song three years running is this open.spotify.com/track/50nfwK...

ok now i need to know the brand

Protect Funding and Access to Gender-Affirming Care ⭑ 5 Calls Updates Sept 9, 2025: House Republicans are once again attempting to ban funding and access for gender-affirming care. The House appropriations bill …

I'm using this as well: 5calls.org/issue/gender...

just did this, please do the same if you can.

you are so Correct for this

did a summer at sea once and had to write a term paper on any whale, you bet your bottom dollar I chose sperm whales for exactly the reason I’d think.

and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I’m crossing fingers for you and yours.

oh my gosh link to all the perfect bags

ah, the two genders www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Genuinely gonna giggle at Sabrina Carhartt for awhile.

i think about the back of this trenchcoat at least once a day.

www.thredup.com/product/wome...

can u ship clothing? because i absolutely ship these blazers

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she basic, but she's *sharp*. a lil' sailor moon, a lil' true lies. www.thredup.com/product/wome...

i've had this ornate "femme trek captain on acid" on my favorites list forever. www.thredup.com/product/wome...

starting a thredup rec thread, because if I can't justify having something cute and indulgent, maybe someone else will.

(note, there's no referral program anymore, so i get nothing out of temping others to sin, just the pride of a job well done.)

oh my gosh the shape is beautiful -- it gives so much dimension to the hair too!!

I fully winced and also this is absolutely accurate