the antisocialite

Oh no no no

Omg, I heard Milli Vanilli on the radio a couple weeks ago. 'Girl You Know It's True' I think, and for them to get canceled (maybe the first big name ones ever) for lip syncing...the studio recording was AWFUL

🚨| Taylor Swift's "The Life of a Showgirl" billboard on Time Square

They love the variety in their kibble

Might need to follow up with plain yogurt tomorrow

My big ol dumb boy dog will not not not ever tell me he neeeeds to go outside.
I had to clean up a cow patty and his normal-to-him trots throughout the kitchen a few days ago.
I will gag so furiously throughout this type of cleanup that I nearly add more cleanup.
Buttholes.

I can hear the crunch in that skeet

Oh no

Added pumpkin puree to the dogs' dinner and it's an understatement to say they liked it
🐕🐕🐕

It's hot out there.

Choose sundress.

Repeat.

Shout outs to my laptop's camera and unintentional lighting for making me look pretty damn good at the zoom meeting today😘

yw🫡

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In the vehicle customer service center today telling the representative what I am and am not comfortable fixing on my own and schooling them on part names and their location on my truck🛠💅🏻

Wearing this energy daily

You exude sexy confidence, how can they not??

reading into every
word you say

Tacos dorados, fruta rayada, y flautas

Palacana with my teen🥰

This is the best campaign ad I’ve seen in a very long time. Tells his story, connects it to systemic problem, and advocates for social program in a compelling and straightforward way that anyone can understand.

Not everybody needs to be a strawberry. There’s room for cranberries in this world too. You can be weird and sour and only tolerated by people around the holidays because they grew up with you. I know you can. You can be fun when mixed with enough vodka. I believe in you. You can live in a bog.

3 minutes of pumping a basement

He's in his real estate/decorator genius era

Can't not sprinkle a few insults while he's on that narcissist bender roll

This

I honestly think something big is going down and he's readying his military for an impending revolution by the people

Say something stupid in front of Putin and ww3 starts?
Gives Alaska back to Putin?
Goes full dictator?

The way they played up the crime in DC in front of the cameras, you'd think The Joker was gonna come bustin in there and threaten someone's life

What an ass kisser journalist plant

This is the most unhinged presser since injecting disinfectant

DC's gonna get hosed down with gold plated shit, isn't it

Somebody pull this old man off the stage. He's rambling delusions again

Pirro is laughable. They all have paranoia.

Clown. Show.

These clowns are declaring war on fiction

*slow clap*

Are they hell bent on spending dirty money, wtf

I don't think he'll be alive in a month

Something's seriously wrong with him. Even his voice sounds different.

Hegseth subscribing to this christian nationalist theology that strips women of rights is real cute and all

He fucking himbo'd himself throughout his career to get where he is

Epic creeps. The whole administration, the shit they're selling, and the vermin who lap it up

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I know! We bought the damn vinyl book with the penny pockets and everything!