the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral

Oh damn!

Us, but with lighting. Or ambient temps. Or fragrances.

Top log giving stink eye vibes

I asked to speak to its manager, but it ignored me.

Feather cat is unaffected during a good toe bean cleaning

That seat number should be a dispensary product

I just asked Google a question and her voice/accent has a southern twinge to it now. Wtf

Yes, chef

I just ate prolly the best homemade (by me) tacos I've ever had and I have to stop at two and that's some bullshit

a group of men in military uniforms are walking on a tarmac ALT: a group of men in military uniforms are walking on a tarmac

Both of us need to stop being enablers!! But also

Wtfffff🤣

I'd go for lo mein right meow

I don't understand how some days, I can live on the fewest calories imaginable, and other times, my stomach is main character.

It's gotta be hormones.

Mine are bathtub detectives. The water remnants from there are chef's choice for some reason

I bought a bunch of learning toys and one awesome magnet block Minecraft themed set for my late afternoon preschool kids, to help keep the peace in those late hours. No, I'm not donating them to the class - they're my secret weapons of sanity and I'm breaking them out as I see fit

I'm sure Adam is just as fucked as the rest of us. Nice try, jerrrrryyyyy

😂😂

Both of you.

I'm out for the night. Don't wanna see the thing on the timeline that's v close to making me vomit

I can't stop it. May have to mute you for this

Honestly. I've dry heaved a dozen times just now.

And we got some wanna be players in this hood smokin some dank ass rat shit

Right back atcha!!💪

This dog at my feet has the gas🤢

Paid all the bills AND the vehicle registrations tonight, too 😭

Nother sign that spring is near...

The absolutely horrific skunk smell in the air

Not even the worst weed compares. Close, but def not

I am begging you all. Please Please Please don't let this place be lost.

AYMAN: Can you tell me where Iran killed thousands of Americans in America?

ANNA PAULINA LUNA: I said they are responsible for thousands of Americans being killed

AYMAN: Where?

LUNA: Are you serious right now?

AYMAN: It seems like you don't want to have a good faith conversation

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.